Kiba was running as fast as his little legs could take him. He was running away from Sasuke.

'Get back here Kiba', Sasuke shouted.

Sasuke jumped on Kiba.

'Get of me bastard', Kiba said.

Then the door opened to reveal their teacher Iruka.

'What are you doing Sasuke'? Iruka said bending down.

'Um… mwe and Kwiba were plawying', Sasuke said cutely. He was talking how a 5 year old suppose to talk. ( he said Um… me and Kiba were playing).

'Is this true Kiba', Iruka asked?

'Ywes', Kiba lied. (Yes).

'Well get inside', Iruka said.

They walked inside class were they saw the kids playing.

';Iruka please come to the principle office', the speaker said.

'Now kids while I'm gone please be good', Iruka said before walking.

They saw Naruto and Pain teasing some girls Hinata, Ino, TenTen, Sakura and Termari.

They walked were the 5 and 6 year old were. They were in a big circle.

Tobi made a sound on the piano.

Naruto-Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!

CHORUS:

Kids-U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, ey ey, you ugly

(x4)

Naruto-I saw you walking down the street just the other day

I didn't see your damage from that far away

I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming

You walked up to me with your buckteeth a-gleaming

Your hair was all frizzy, and your face was a mess

I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress

You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew

I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!

Pain-Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mould

You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old

Naruto-When looks were handed out, you were last in line

Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

Pain-Did you fall off a building and land on your head?

Or did a truck run over your face instead?

Hidan-There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly!

Kids-Chorus (x2)

Naruto-What you really need is to wear a mask

And book that plastic surgeon fast

Pain-Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you

You're the main attraction at the City Zoo

Naruto-You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab

When you wear a yellow coat people shout out, "CAB!"

Pain-You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big

And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig

Naruto-Uncle Fester remember him?

I never knew that you had a twin!

Pain-You can't disguise your googly eyes

And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize!

Naruto-your mama says you ugly,YOU UGLY!

Kids-Chorus (x2)

Pain-Get busy! (x8)

Naruto-Your mama say you ugly

Pain-Get busy!

Naruto-Your mama say you ugly

Pain-Get busy!

Naruto-Your mama say you ugly

Kids-YOU UGLY!!

Pain-You You You You

Now I feel like blondie

Kids-U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi you ugly! (x2)

Naruto-Quasimodo,

Pain-camelbreath,

Naruto-squarehead,

Kids-UGLY!

Dierdara-Chicken legs,

Naruto-pigface,

Sasori-chin like Bubba,

Kids-UGLY!

Pain-Fishlips,

Naruto-toad liver,

Tobi-pointdexter,

Kids-UGLY!

Kakuzu-Spaghetti arms,

Konan-limp butt,

Naruto& Pain-freak show,

Kids-UGLY!

Chorus

Kids-U-G-L-Y,

Naruto-you could make an onion cry!

Kids-U-G-L-Y,

Naruto-like an alien chased by the FBI

Kids-U-G-L-Y (x7)

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

'At least I'm not a big fat meanie head', Hinata said.

'Ah.. yes you are', Naruto said.

The kids started laughing.

'You're going to pay for that', Sakura said.

The door opened.

'Is everything okay', Iruka asked.

Hinata started whimpering.

Iruka ran to her.

'What's the matter Hinata', Iruka said.

'Narutop madwe fwun owf mwe', Hinata said. (Naruto made fun of me)

Iruka gave him a glared.

'Mwe', Naruto said innocently. (Me)

Iruka was called to the office again. He sighed then walked out.

'Your so going to pay for that', Naruto said.

'I'm so scared', Hinata said.

Naruto jumped on her and started smacking her in the face.

Hinata started screaming.

'What is he doing to her', Sasori asked Pain?

'I think he's her hoe', Pain answered.

Sasori made his face in an o shape.

The door opened.

Neji jumped on Naruto. Hinata was crying.

'What did you do to my sister', Neji growled.

Somebody cleared their throat.

'What's going on and why his Hinata crying', Iruka said.

'Becauswe Narutpo hit mwe inw thwe hewad', Hinata cried. (Because Naruto me in the head)

'Is this true Naruto', Iruka said.

'Nweo', he lied. (No)

Iruka was talking to Naruto quietly on why you shouldn't hit girls.

'Serves him right', Sakura said.

'Are you okay', Ino asked?

'Yes', Hinata smiled.

Naruto walked up to them with Iruka.

'Iwm sorryey Hinwata', he said. (I'm sorry Hinata)

'Thawts ojakey', she lied.(That's okay)

I hope you enjoyed..