Love is what happened here- a Jean x OC & Royai one-shot and possible lemon!

Royai part-

Oi! This is my RoyxRiza story! My OC Brook Cohan will be used in a Jean Havoc version of this story. In other words the next part will be JeanxOC! That version will start when she first arrives in central. If you don't get it you will when I get the other story posted. Since the anime is confusing as hell... THIS IS AN ALTERNATEUNIVERSE! I mean I get it... but its just confusing! Oh! And I would do a RoyxOC fanfic... But It's just wrong to pair Roy with anyone other than Riza! And, and, and! I would put up what rank they actually are but its pretty hard to keep up with. Anyone can correct me if you know what they all ed up as! And forgive me if some of them seem a little outta character!

Other than that... not much to say. I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist as usual... Nothing has changed in my life so Hiromu Arakawa is still the owner of FMA... yada yada yada... you know the drill... So enjoy the story!

There was a new solider being transferred from the South Headquarters to Central, being put in Brigadier General Mustang's squad. Second Lieutenant Brooke Cohan. The only thing good about another member of your ever lazy squad was another girl. Finally another female companion, hopefully. She was also supposed to be a sharpshooter and a master in hand to hand combat.

You sigh and look up from your paperwork that someone else was supposed to be doing. The boys were goofing off, as usual, playing some card game. You cast a glance Roy who has his head on his desk. He looked like he was asleep. You sigh again.

You stand up looking at the small group. Vato looks up and quickly looks back down to warn his fellow subordinates. You walk past them casting them all glances.

You stop by the door, "You do know that we have a new squad member coming today, right?" you ask out loud.

Roy immediately jumps up and looks around the room frantically, "Dammit!" he looks toward you, "Why didn't you tell me that was today?"

You just look at him coldly, "Well, sir, I thought you knew."

He draws in a deep breath and rubs the back of his head. "Major," he says turning his dark eyes on you. You straighten up at the intensity in his eyes, "Escort her here. We will clean this room up," he says looking doubtful.

You sigh yet again, "Yes sir-" there was a knock at the door. You glance at Roy and he looks at you expectantly. The boys just sit there, frozen in place

You open the door. There stood a woman who was slightly taller than yourself, had dirty blonde hair, green eyes and tanned skin. She had a slight scar on her right cheek. She was a broad shouldered woman. You could see she had two holsters hung around her waist. Possibly several other holsters hidden on her person. She stood to her full height and saluted. She had her hair pulled back in a loose ponytail with her bangs in her face.

"Good morning, Major. I'm 2nd Lieutenant Brooke Cohan," the woman had a souther accented raspy voice. She flashed a smile, still saluting, "Is this Brigadier General Roy Mustangs Unit?" she asks leaning to one side to look behind you.

You move to the side to allow her in the room, "Yes this is Brigadier General Mustangs unit."

"Brooke?" You hear Havoc ask.

"Havoc?" you hear her ask at the same time.

"Why didn't you tell me you were in the military?" the both ask at the simultaneously.

Jean keeps his mouth shut and looks at her. "I didn't know you were in the military. I thought you were just a pedestrian, that's why I just told you I was on business!" she says walking over to the group.

You walk over to your desk, leaving them to sort all of this out themselves. Roy casts a curious glance at you. You just shrug. He smiles and walks over to you. "Who would of thunk it?" he says leaning against your desk. "Ten bucks they are dating," he says looking at you with a grin on his face.

"Ten bucks they meet at a bar," he raises an eyebrow and holds out his hand. You look at it for a moment, but shake it anyways. "Wait," you say looking at Mustang, "If they are both in the army and dating," you say pausing, "couldn't they Face court martial?" you ask.

He considers the question, "Yes they could," he cracks one of his famous grins, "I didn't know you made bets, though."

You fiddle with a string that was unraveling itself from your uniform, "Why says I can't try it?" You look at her for a moment, "Lieutenant Cohan," you whisper to yourself. Roy looks at you curiously. "Cohan," you say blushing. You put your face in your hand.

"Sir?" she says looking up at her name.

"Do you have a brother named Roger by any chance?" you ask trying your best not to blush.

"Yes sir I do." she says looking at you closely. "You wouldn't by any chance," she says mocking you, "dated him a while back, would you?" she says smirking.

You sigh for the umpteenth time that day, "Sadly, yes I have."

"Damn straight! If he wasn't my brother and he asked me on a date I kick him to the curb! Lazy bum! I don't blame you!" she says happily.

You stare at her surprised by her reaction. Roy looks at you again a sly look in his eyes. "Well then," he says smirking.

" I have a life outside of work," you state coolly.

"Apparently, if you dated this Roger fellow, you don't," he says.

"My love life is none of your concern," you say sitting down in your chair and pretend to look at an unfinished document. He walks away mumbling something under his breath.

Roy sits in his chair and folds his hands and places his chin atop them, "Alright everyone, back to work!" he states. You keep quiet. Them work, please! They were just trying to impress her.

"Yes sir!" everyone says in unison. Brooke walks to Roy and salutes and mumbles, "What do you want me to do?" He hands her a small stack of paper work

She nods and sits down to work. Oh what a sight it would be when they started acting normal again.

I fixed it! I promise it will be 1,000% easier to read! Now to go revise the other chapters! Review and read the other chapters!