InuYasha and….The Fullmetal Alchemists?

By: MegaKiraraLover

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Chapter 1: Greetings

Kagome jumped into the bone-eater's well, crying.

"Kagome! Wait! I'm sorry!" InuYasha yelled after her. He focused on Kagome's time as best he could and jumped into the well. When he landed, he could tell that something was wrong immediately. There were weird smells floating around…. including the smell of something Kagome called 'met-al'. It was oddly different than the kind of met-al that was in Kagome's time, though. More like skin and met-al mixed together into one.

"Kagome?" InuYasha questioned quietly.

"I-is someone d-d-down there?" said a voice that sounded scared. If InuYasha didn't know better, he would say that the voice sounded like it belonged to a 9-year-old.

With his sensitive ears, InuYasha could hear feet scuffling above the well. Thanks to common sense (Who knew InuYasha had any?), he put his ears down in his hair.

"Don't be so ridiculous, Al. We've been here for the whole day and…. Whoa!" A guy who looked about thirteen looked down into the well and spotted InuYasha (luckily, his ears were well hidden). "You're right, Al! There is someone down there! Oi!" he yelled. "What are you doing down there? And, while we're on the subject, how did you get down there in the first place?"

InuYasha jumped out of the well and landed on all fours. "I have a better question. Who are you? What are you doing in the wellhou…" InuYasha looked around. "Wh-where the hell am I? Last time I checked, Kagome's, um, home was…" He took a closer look at the boys. Well, boy and met-al armor suit.

The boy had shoulder-length, messy blonde hair pulled back into what Kagome called a 'french braid', his bangs down to his chin, and golden eyes, not much different than InuYasha's. He had a long-sleeved, red jacket on over a black shirt, black pants, black shoes, and white gloves. The met-al armor was tall and looked to be powerful. The weird sent he smelled earlier came from both. Mainly from the met-al armor. The boy had the scent coming from his right arm and his left leg.

"Who the hell are you?" InuYasha had never even caught a faint whiff of the scents coming off of these guys before.

"Who, us?" said the guy with the blond hair. "I'm Edward, Ed for short, and this is Alfonze, Al for short. The military calls us the Fullmetal Alchemists." He smiled proudly as he said 'Fullmetal Alchemists' (Whatever that is, InuYasha thought.). "And you?"

"I'm…" InuYasha was skeptical about giving his real name, so he made one up. "I'm IkuYasha." Stupid, said a voice in his head, all you did was change the Inu to Iku! Well, I was under pressure! he retorted to the voice. Besides, it's not like I'm going to stay here long. As a matter of fact… "I've got to go." he said. He jumped back into the well.

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Chapter 2:

Problems

"Wow. And to think I thought you didn't make it through the well." the dark-haired monk said to the silent group.

It has been a week since InuYasha met Al and Ed. Kagome had come back just a little while ago and InuYasha immediately seized the chance to tell her what happened when he tried to jump into the well after her. Shippo, Miroku, Kirara, and Sango were there too.

"Are you sure you just didn't hit your head, InuYasha?" Sango asked for the umpteenth time.

InuYasha growled at her. "Yes, I'm perfectly sure, as I've told you at least six times." He leaned against his tree and looked at Kagome. "Kagome, you didn't have any problems going to your time, did you?"

She sighed and leaned against the Bone-Eater's Well. "No, InuYasha, I didn't. Maybe a little turbulence, but you know that's normal."

"Yeah, well, you know ho-" He was cut off.

"Oooff. Geroffme, Al!"

Everyone except Kagome froze. She squealed and ran to InuYasha. He grabbed her and stood up, pushing her behind his back. Then he realized something.

"Oh hell! Don't tell me…" InuYasha ran to the well and looked down.

"Hey! When did you get here? IpuYasha, right?" Ed climbed out of the well as he spoke. He glanced around and jumped off the rim at the top. "Wait, weren't we just in a meadow, Al?"

Al jumped out of the well and landed next to Ed. "Yeah, we were."

"How the hell did you get here?" InuYasha yelled at them. "You shouldn't be able to get here! Only a few choice people can get through the well! And I seriously doubt you're one of them." Uh-oh. I said WAY too much, he thought.

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Al: hey! what's with this? i've only had two lines so far! can't i have some more?

MegaKiraraLover: well, i'm getting to it! wait two fucking seconds! geesh, can't i have one minute without getting yelled at by someone?

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"What are you talking about? There's nothing special about this well. Right, brother?" Al questioned.

"Uhh…" Ed sounded stumped.

"Who are you guys?" Sango finally snapped. She was getting pissed (you know how she is).

"I'm Alfonze. You can call me Al for short." Obviously, this was Al.

"And I'm Ed. Now, let me ask again, when did you get here!" Ed said angrily.

"Just wait a minute, Pipsqueak." InuYasha said.

"Oooooh, let me at 'im! Let me at 'im, Al!" Ed screamed. Al had to hold him back by the back of his jacket. Ed was grabbing at air trying to get at InuYasha.

"Temper, temper!" Miroku waved a finger at him. He, InuYasha and Sango all burst out laughing.

"Pipsqueak needs to go home." InuYasha gasped (because he was trying to talk while laughing).

"Say that one more time and I'll break your arm!" Ed yelled.

"Pft. I'd like to see you try." InuYasha had finally gotten control of himself. Geesh, this guy is such an idiot! he thought to himself. He hasn't noticed my ears yet.

"Well, let's push him back into the well." Kagome suggested.

"Fine." InuYasha said. Sango and Miroku were finally getting control of themselves. A slapping sound echoed through the woods.

"Pervert!" Sango screamed at Miroku. He had a giant red mark on his cheek.

"Here, I'll push him into the well." InuYasha said as Ed finally stopped struggling to gape at Miroku and Sango. As he and Al were both staring at Miroku and Sango, InuYasha pushed them backwards into the well. They screamed. There was a small thud that no one but InuYasha heard.

Ed climbed back out of the well.

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MegaKiraraLover: sorry, but i've got to stop here. i'll put out more soon! i promise!