Fryday Night Lights
I do not own X-Men: Evolution characters trying to set up Christmas lights with hilarious results. Also a prequel to Crazy Dose of Vitamin X. Enjoy! R&R
"Bah humbug." Rogue snorted, watching the snowflakes at the window
"Oh c'mon Rogue cherre, Christmas is a special time for givin and some "tidings" if you know what I mean." Remy snickered, nudging Rogue
"I'll give you some tidings, you…" Rogue started before hearing a loud crash "What the hell was that?!" She asked before seeing Scott lying face-down in the snow
"Uh…gummy bears…so squishy." Scott mumbled before passing out
"Lemme guess: Setting up the lights, right?" Jean asked sarcastically, dragging in Scott's snow-covered bruised body into the room
"Bingo." Warren added, giving a thumbs up. Jean just looked at him then rolled her eyes and placed Scott on the couch
"What was that crashing noise? Sounded like a meteor had hit the damn roof!" Logan grumbled, with Kurt in tow
"No it wasn't a meteor. Apparently Scott here decided to do some Christmas chores but the ladder was slippery and well… this is what happened." Jean finished, as Scott muttered incoherently
"Turkey basted in gravy. Mustard collard greens with red Twizzlers." Scott babbled insanely
"Remind me to get him a straitjacket for Christmas." Rogue grumbled, apparently not amused by Scott's craziness
"Brown basted blue jeans with mashed olives and…pink bunny feet." Scott ranted
"Brown basted what?!" Jean snapped as Logan rolled his eyes before grabbing Scott and shaking him like crazy
"SNAP THE HELL OUT OF IT, SUMMERS!" Logan roared into Scott's ear
"Uh…William H. Macy?" Scott asked dazed
"Forget it. He's completely psycho." Logan heaved, dropping Scott back on the couch before seeing that Kurt and Jean were missing "Where the hell are those two?"
"Uh, I think I have a good idea where…" Warren moaned, directing Logan to the ladder
"Remind me again why doing Christmas lights in the middle of a blizzard is a bad idea." Scott asked, his sanity coming back
"Well…" Logan started before…
"JEAN! LET GO OF MY TAIL!" Kurt yelped
"THE LADDER STEPS ARE FROZEN! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!" Jean screamed
"JEEEAAANNNN!" Kurt screamed as he and Jean collapsed on the snowy ground
"Ooh. Damn that's gotta hurt." Remy winced at the rough landing
"Does that answer your question, Scott?" Logan asked
"Eh, that's good enough for me. Care for some eggnog?" Scott asked
"First, lemme get these two in here." Logan replied, dragging in Kurt and Jean
"Reindeers are so mushy…" Kurt muttered
"Did I miss anything?" Jean asked dazedly
"Let me put it this way: Remember that time you recorded me doing the Moonwalk on the roof last July during that Celebrating the 80s party?" Scott asked
"Um…sort of." Jean answered
"Well then here's my solution: Do the Moonwalk on the dance floor next time." Remy added in
"Took the words right outta my mouth." Scott commented
"Well what can I say, food's for thought." Bobby joked
"Ha-ha, very funny Bobby." Kurt moaned sarcastically, rubbing his head.
"So much for idioms." Jean said to the camera