Summary: Curious to know the truth behind the allegedly caught Russian spies? And what does the BP oil spill have to do with it? One-shot

"Shit," said Zach as Solomon glared at him. "So you found out about that did you?" Zach continued, obviously not realizing that the appropriate thing to do was shut up.

"Yes Zach. I did find out about that. The whole world found out about that," was Solomon's response.

You may be wondering what I am talking about. Or you may have read the news and you already know. But all I knew was that for the first time in my, Cammie Morgan's life, Zach had made a mistake. And Solomon, the CIA director, was not happy.

But hear our side first.

Mission: Locate Richard Murphy (an alleged Russian spy)

Time: 1 day

Operatives: Cameron Morgan, Zachary Goode, Grant Newman, Jonas Park, Elizabeth Sutton, Rebecca Baxter, Macey Mchenry, John Feler

Details: For over 15 years the FBI has been gathering information about 10 Russians who have allegedly been reported as spies. Although the FBI has discovered them, it is your job as 2 pavement artists, 4 field agents, and 2 researchers and developers to catch one of them, and bring him back to the CIA headquarters for questioning.

It seemed easy, right?

But as always, nothing in the spy world ever goes how it is planned. So when we figured out that Richard Murphy was in a very high up position in the British Petroleum industry, we immediately set out for the Gulf of Mexico. Our plan to capture him was very simple. Hide in a tank and board the ship with it, and then make a dramatic entrance. Because even in the spy world a dramatic entrance is necessary.

And also the ship was heavily guarded and impossible to reach any other way.

So Zach and Grant went under the tanks to arrive. We thought it would be so cinchy that we were already starting to get drunk, like we always did after a successful mission. But we learned; never underestimate your mission.

So when Grant forgot that Liz had put a bomb in his jacket just in case, and Zach left his bomb-disabling-kit in the kitchen, the only choice when the bomb was triggered was to run, or more accurately in this case, swim.

After a minute, the bomb exploded, right below the oil tanks. And the oil spilled. A lot of it spilled. Like so much that even people without clearance (like you guys) can hear the story.

Although the dramatic entrance was ruined, Richard Murphy was detained as he stepped off the boat.

So technically the mission was successful.

Because technically we had caught him, even if we had created a disaster bigger than Hurricane Katrina.

Now we are all being punished by desk time. No missions for a month. And worse than that every time anyone passes us in the halls they start singing "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill because of BP? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

Even though I doubt anyone read this because it was pretty stupid, please review anyway, and make my day!