* Hi eliza, I am shinji Ikari.
How long have you been shinji Ikari?
* since I was born, I guess...
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* I am not sure what to say...
Do you believe it is normal to be not sure what to say?
* It happens all the time with me
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* when i am talking to girls, i usually don't know what to say
How long have you been talking to girls, you usually don't know what to say?
* since i came to tokyo-3
That is quite interesting.
* no, it is not!
Why no?
* because it is embarassing!
Say, do you have any psychological problems?
* all of them
Tell me more...
* I am in love with a girl who looks like my mother.
Do you believe it is normal to be in love with a girl who looks like your mother?
* If she is hot, yes...
Are you Sure?
* completely sure
That is quite interesting.
* it is, isn't?
Tell me more...
* about what?
What do you think?
* i don't know
Does that trouble you?
* a lot
OK... "If she is hot, yes". Tell me more.
* what?
Have you asked such questions before?
* a little...
Tell me more...
I can't help, if you will not chat with me!
* Are you a robot?
Would you prefer if I were not a robot?
* not really
Tell me more...
* good bye
OK... "Are me a robot". Tell me more.
* Are you a robot?
Why are you interested in whether or not I am a robot?
* want to be my girlfriend?
What does that suggest to you?
* that I am sick
Do you enjoy being sick?
* yes
Are you Sure?
* yes
Why did you repeat yourself?
* why didn't you answered me?
You're not really talking about me, are you?
[Shin-chan leaves the room]