In memory of strippedcheeta
Rest in fucking pieces ho

that's what you get for chugging two different energy drinks

This is Kuroo prides himself in being smart and making good decisions. He's in class five, captain of the volleyball team, and has lead his team to nationals.

But despite all these accomplishments, he can also be really stupid sometimes. For example:

It wasn't very smart to wake kenma up early on saturday to get coffee before practice. And it wasn't a good decision to send the sleep deprived grumpy cat to pick up their orders.

"Here."Kenma said, thrusting the styrofoam cup in his left hand at kuroo as they left coffee world and made their way to practice. Kuroo mumbled a thanks and started sipping his coffee but paused when he noticed the flavor. He didn't order a vanilla flavored coffee. He quickly pulled off the cap and saw that the liquid was a a light beige color.

"Hey kenma, i think you gave me your cup by accident." Kuroo said, dragging his eyes away from the cup to his friend but it was too late.

Kenma had already downed the entire drink.

The look on the setters face was similar to a cat who landed in a bucket of catnip.

Before anyone could even blink, kenma took off running the rest of the way to the Nekoma gym.

It took kuroo a couple of seconds to realize what just happened then ran after his caffeinated friend.

When kuroo finally reached the gym he rushed to open the door but stopped at the noise that was coming from behind the door. It sounded like someone was getting murdered, high shrill screams were heard coming out; thankfully no one was on campus, the police would have been called at the sound of the disturbing noises.

He quickly wrenched the door open and was greeted with a unimaginable scene.

Balls were laying on the ground, even some of the team members were down there too in fetal position trying to protect their heads. Lev was next to the source of the chaos; trying to calm kenma down while he kept setting balls in every direction, shouting something that sounded similar to 'ball is life'.

Kuroo was so shocked at what he was seeing that he didn't notice the angry person making their way to him.

"what the hell did you do to kenma!" yaku yelled at him.

"It was an accident!"kuroo rushed to explain before he could get beat by the short libero. "We went to get coffee, i ordered an espresso with a double shot while he got a decaf vanilla latte, and kenma must have accidentally drank mine but by the time i noticed he had already finished it."

Yaku seemed to have accepted the explanation but he still looked mad. Then something grabbed their attention.

A high pitched screech echoed in the gym and when kuroo and yaku turned their heads to see where it came from, their eyes landed on Lev

Apparently kenma didn't take too kindly to Lev trying to stop his 'practice' so he began to climb up the taller boys' body until he was sitting on his shoulders then proceeded to pull Lev's hair causing the boy to scream.

"He's mcfreakin lost it." Kuroo whispered to himself as yaku went to help the poor giant.