RAIM/MLP crossover

By: Robert J. Morris

(As Robert) I was just destroyed by Ethan when everything, again, faded to black. I was happy knowing that my son was going to save the world, like l had once done, so I died smiling. It only seemed like a few seconds until I awoke in a strange world, cartoon-like, and, round, I looked at my hands and body and I was more defined with curves and fingers and I was no longer cube like. I thought to myself what, where the hell am I? I stood up, brushed myself off, but as I turned around I was met by a pony, a white furred, blue haired, goggle wearing pony. I rubbed my eyes, trying to snap out of whatever trance I might be in, when I heard a girl's voice "Sup?" I looked around trying to find the source of the sound, when I looked back at the pony, it smiled and said "Whoa, you ok man?" I panicked seeing that the animal was talking, and fainted. I woke up in a house several minutes later to a loud blast of music; I rubbed my head saying "That was one hell of a dream" I looked at where the sound was coming from only to see that same pony, at a sound board with speakers. I stood up walked over to the pony and asked "How are you able to talk?" The pony raised its hoof and scratched its head in confusion and said "Well I use my lungs, mouth and tongue to form words" I tried to rationalize it, when I decided, screw it, I will just go with it. I then asked the pony "Do you have a name?" it nodded and said "It's Vinyl, Vinyl Scratch, but I am more widely known as DJ PON3Y. Do you have a name?" I nodded and said "It's Robert" when hearing it speak, I figured out, it quite obviously is a female, from its appearance and its voice. Suddenly, another pony walks into the room; it was grey, with black hair, and brown eyes. She screamed when she saw me, the pony turned to Vinyl and asked "Who is this?" Vinyl smirked and said "Calm down Tavi, his name is Robert, he's cool" Vinyl looked at me and said "Robert this is Octavia, (looks at Octavia) Octavia this is Robert" Octavia moved over to me and held out her hoof, I held out my hand, and we shook hands (I guess).

Octavia then went back over to Vinyl and dragged her out of the room, I shrugged and decided to explore the room I was in. I walked over to the music setup and observed it, as I was looking at it I was thinking to myself from what I remember from Captain Sparklez's and Beebopvox's teachings, this is a DJ set. Then I saw a red button on a stereo, I started to move my hand towards it while saying "What does this do?" as I was about to press the button, Vinyl came back into the room and said "Dude, don't touch that button!" I stopped and backed away from it. She continued on by saying "Don't touch that stereo, it is actually a weapon" "How, could this thin, hurt somebody?" I said confused, she moved over to the stereo and replied "This 'thing' is a Bass Cannon, designed by me, this can turn any music into a beam of high powered sound waves, that could annihilate any enemy" "So you made this?" "Yep, took me only three months" "Impressive" "Thank you". So Vinyl taught me more about what she does, and how her music equipment works, when we heard a loud racket coming from outside. We raced outside, when we noticed two men fighting, one looked very familiar, the other one, I had no idea. Vinyl shook her head, looked at me and said "Meh, it would be better if we didn't get involved, plus, I have a concert in a day and have to prepare" I nodded once and followed her back into the house.

We walked back up to Vinyl's music room, when she used magic to grab her concert dates off of the top shelf of her music cabinet. She lied it out flat on the floor, and pointed to the next concert and said to me "My next concert is tomorrow in Canterlot" "You still haven't told me what the town we are in is called" "Oh, this is Ponyville, located in Equestria" I nodded my head and asked "Who is the leader?" Vinyl smirked and said "Do I have to teach you everything? There are currently four princesses, each ruling over a different part of the land. These princesses are Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Cadance" I understood and continued by asking her "So how large is your reputation?" She laughed and said "Not to brag, but, I am the most popular DJ in Equestria, with only one other person almost matching me for the title, his name is Neon Lights" Vinyl yawned and said "Enough about me, I am curious about you" I chuckled a bit and said "Well, I came from a world called New World, there everything is blocky and videogame like. There I was a leader among men, I was a legend, I was an adventurer, I was a hero, I was a fighter, I was a…a, never mind, it is behind me now." Vinyl smiled and said "Cool dude, well, I have two offers for you" "What are they?" "To be my bodyguard, or to be my co-DJ, or both" "Both, but I don't know much when it comes to making music" "It's cool, I can teach you" "I don't want to be a bother" "It's fine, just try to follow my lead and not break anything" I nodded.

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Me: That wraps up the pilot chapter of this new crossover series.

Robert: MLP seriously?

Me: Don't question my decisions

Robert: Wanna go?

Me: Sure

*Jumps at Robert and tackles him"

*Studio rumbling*

Vinyl Scratch: Well, these two dudes are brawling, I guess I'll take over. So review, favorite and follow, and listen to DJ PON3Y! Vinyl Scratch out!