Author's Note: This is a 6teen and Stoked fan fiction story that is an allusion to Twilight. It will have other characters from different shows that will guess star in the stories, and this will be a sexology, a six-part story. So without further ado, here is Claremont.

Main Characters: 6teen and Stoked

Guest Characters: Holes, Star Wars, and Sly Cooper, with Drake and Josh making a cameo appearance.

"The world is a vampire, sent to drain secret destroyers." - First line from Bullet with Butterfly Wings by the Smashing Pumpkins, 1995, Alternative.

Pairings: JohnnyxEmma, WyattxMarlowe, DarthxJulie, Snack ShackxMartha, RidgemountxRidgemount, TyxCaitlin, ReefxFin, BummerxKelly, RipperxJen, LancexChrissy, HalderxYummy Mummy, JudexStarr, ChadxSerena, StonexKristen, GeorgexKirsten, BrosephxLo, and JonesyxNikki.

Disclaimer: I don't own 6teen, Stoked, Holes, Sly Cooper, Star Wars, or Drake and Josh. They belong to their respective owners.

Chapter One

Claremont, B.C., Canada

2006

In a very small town in British Columbia, Canada, there was a mall that was next to a school. This mall was big and had a lot of stores, one of those stores was Underground Video, where a really fat guy with headphones worked there. His name is Wayne, and his business went really slow, especially when he was harassing his customers.

(Earlier Today)

"What is this, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? What about the first three Harry Potter movies." He complained to his customer, "you can't buy the frickin' fourth movie without buying the first three with it, it is like leaving three of your four quadruplets behind. I'm serious, you make me sick, get out of here, and think about your life." The customer just gave him the middle finger and left.

(Present Time)

Wayne just sat and watched a movie, which by the way is The Bourne Identity. Soon, he got bored and one of his friends came by from the stereo shack, he had acne and glasses and dressed almost like Darth Vader, with the cape, he was like a nerdy sith lord. His name was Darth Mall.

"How's the force treating you Wayne," the Star Wars fan said. "Not too bad, business has been kind of slow after I got the middle finger from one of the customers who was going to buy the fourth of the Harry Potter tetrology when I told him that he needed to get the first and the second and the third one as well," the movie genius said. "Wow, that's rough, say do you want to catch a movie over at downtown Claremont? I think they are playing the new Drake and Josh movie. It is called Drake and Josh: Megan's Revenge," Darth asked. "Yeah, I'll go see what Drake and Josh are going to do in this movie, see if it is funny or not," Wayne replied. So the two closed down their respective stores in the Galleria Mall and went out of the mall to meet their other friends, one was a nerdy girl with red hair, a taco uniform, and head gear. Her name is Julie. Another was a guy who was really fat and worked at a Beaver Tail shop over at the hotel district in Claremont. His name is Snack Shack. The last of their friends was a goth with long purple hair tied up in a pony tail, and she looked kind of emo. Her name is Martha McCartney.

The five friends walked out of the school and mall district of Claremont, through a huge densely populated forest full of trees, and walked into downtown Claremont to the movie theatre. They got their tickets, went into the theatre, sat in their seats and watched the movie.

(In the Movie)

"DRAKE WHAT ARE YOU FRICKIN' DOING, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, THE COPS ARE CHASING US," Josh Nichols said to his step brother Drake who was peeing in one of the Washington, D.C. museum's prized vases. "What, I needed to use the restroom," Drake Parker said in his smooth talk voice.

"DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MEGAN FRAMED US BY VAPORIZING THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT?" Josh yelled. "PEOPLE THINK WE DID IT AND NOW THE COPS ARE COMING WITH TASERS AND BATS AND, OH MANNNNN!"

"Don't worry Josh, I know a way out of here, look!" They found a window that leads to the back way of the museum, away from the cops. "Come on, let's go." Drake said to his brother.

The idiot brothers went to the window where it was a four story drop. Drake went through the window first and he landed on his stomach very painfully. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Drake screamed.

Then it was Josh's turn through the window which was hilarious but painful.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Josh yelled who was hitting a lamppost and flag as he went down.

"DOH, DOH, DAMN IT, DAMN IT, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Pretty soon, he landed in the dumpster with his head and hands bleeding.

"Geez! Josh we need to get out of here," Drake said and helped his brother out of the dumpster. When they started leaving they saw Megan smiling evilly.

"Hello boobs, how are you doing?" She replied. "YOU EVIL DEMON!" Josh yelled, and then Megan started yelling, "I FOUND THEM THEY ARE OVER HERE!" Pretty soon, cops came from all over the place and started to surround Drake and Josh.

"OHHHHHHHH! MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Josh said in his quirky voice.

(After the movie was over)

"That was the best movie ever, I liked it how Josh got badly hurt when they went out of that window," Snack Shack commented. "What was even more funny was when Josh was all screaming when the cops were putting them in federal prison," Martha commented. "Yeah, well I was glad when the federal government found out that Megan was the one who did it, and she got her just dessert," Julie stated. "Yeah, that was a good movie, come on, it is getting late, it's already dark outside, let's head home, and hurry before American Idol comes on," Wayne said and they walked out of downtown to the woods heading towards the school and mall district.

When they were in the woods, they felt it was kind of eerie and scary. It almost felt like someone or something was watching them. It was a good thing all five of the kids have their guns with them in case any animal would come up and attack them. Wayne had an AK-47, Darth had an M4, Julie had a standard two barrel rifle, Snack Shack had an Uzi, and Martha had a Dragon Sniper. They went further and further into the dark scary woods seeing how creepier it gets when they go further, when all of a sudden, two red lights appear in the distance.

"Hey a car, let's catch up to it and see if we can hitch a ride on it," Darth said and so the five kids ran over to where the "car" is. However, when they got closer, they realized that the "car" was moving towards them and there was more than two lights in the distance. "Uh Darth," Snack Shack said very nervously and scared. "I don't think that is a car." "What, then it could be a herd of bears, or a pack of wolves, or a….." Darth was then starting to get freaked when he said the next part, "a-a-a m-m-monster." "Relax, there is no such thing as monsters," Martha said, "they just don't exist."

Soon, the "car" got really really close while the kids were still moving toward it. When the kids got at least ten feet away from the "car," they realize that it was not a car, they were creatures, and that there were thirteen of them. The creatures looked human from where the kids were standing, but the only difference was that they had red eyes and looked really threatening, it almost looked like they had bat wings.

"Guys, that is not a car!" Wayne said almost scared out of his mind, and the kids looked at the creatures and got the goosebumps almost immediately. "Well, calm down, they could be giant hawks, or eagles," Julie said to comfort the kids. "Well just to make sure, let's protect ourselves," Wayne said and they all pointed their guns at the "eagles." While they were doing that, they didn't realized that thirteen other figures with red eyes were coming at the kids from behind, these figures were big and almost monster like. When they were almost two feet away from the kids, Snack Shack saw them.

"UH! GUYS?" Snack Shack said and then everyone turned around to look at the creatures from behind. "Please tell me those are bears. PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE BEARS!" Darth almost screamed, as he saw those towering "bears" on their hind legs. With two types of scary creatures surrounding them, they have to act fast, so Wayne got a flash light, turned it on, and then the kids started to scream. The "bears" were monsters, half man, half wolf. "THOSE ARE NOT BEARS! RUNNNNNN!" The kids ran and while they ran they started firing their guns at the monsters, all a while the "eagles" leaped over the kids and attacked the monsters. While the kids were a few feet away they watched the battle site, the "eagles" and "bears" fighting each other.

When they started walking, one of the "eagles" was standing in front of them, so Wayne took out his flash light, turned it on, and the kids screamed. Now they realized that the "eagles" were also monsters, but these monsters were more human like in their appearance, but they had fangs and bat wings. "THOSE ARE NOT EAGLES! LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Wayne shouted and the kids fired their guns at the fanged monsters as well and got out of there.

Soon, both monsters were attacking each other and chasing the kids at the same time. They got to the mall and school district and soon they were on the bridge heading out to the island where the residential district, the hiking trails, and the hotel district were. And the kids kept running away from both monsters while they were shooting at them, and when they were at the residential district, they headed straight to their respective homes: Snack Shack to his home, Martha to her home, Julie to her home, Darth to his home near the hiking trails, and Wayne to his house where the monsters went. Wayne got into his house and starting barricading the doors and windows once he got home. Soon the monsters called it quits and left. "Geez! What were those things?" Wayne thought to himself. "Well, I don't know, that was a close one, thank goodness I had these guns. Yawn! It's getting late I'm going to bed." And so he went to bed and fell asleep, and Claremont was peaceful once again.

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