Chouji was happily walking down the road as he munched on his BBQ chips. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a random Mudkip came and water gunned him into oblivion. Chouji's remains were enraged, and called forth Shikamaru. Shikamaru was one of the laziest douchebag's alive, so he went to sleep. Naruto then decided it would be a good idea to free the Kyuubi in the female hot springs, and when he broke the seal, Naruto imploded as the Kyuubi came forth. All the girls in the hot springs then proceeded to beat the living daylights out of Kurama, and the almighty Kyuubi went to heaven. The yondaime hokage then rose from the dead, to hug Danzo. Danzo was stunned by the epicness, and Sakura took the chance to give him a wet willy. Danzo cursed the world as he disintegrated, and Sakura was hailed a hero by Sunagakure. The Giant Spaghetti Monster than fell from the sky, and Kakashi had to Kamui it to the other dimension, where it hit Tobi on the head, killing him. Tobi then decided that if he was dead, he might as well eat lots of pie. Ino then used her Mind-Transfer jutsu on Hiruzen, and summoned Enma in order to defeat Konohamaru. Udon and Moegi were so enraged that they fused into Tenzo. Tenzo then used his Mokuton jutsu to create a sushi bar, were the Akatsuki appeared and ate there for the rest of their lives. Now as all this was happening, Sasuke was out in Iwagakure looking for his pet Koala. As Sasuke neared the edge of the world, he tripped on a pebble and fell out of the world. Because the gay emo died, everyone rejoiced and Tsunade proposed to Teuchi. Jiraiya became jealous, and summoned Gamabunta to burn everyone. Gamabunta refused, and Jiraiya proceeded to shave himself bald. Everyone then died laughing, as Jiraiya smiled because his newest jutsu, the "Shave thyself bald" jutsu had worked. He then labeled it as a kinjutsu because it was too awesome. God farted and the Naruto-verse was obliterated.