Ultima's Time With Ramza
Ramza and his allies were down at the Airship Graveyard as they were witnessing a most peculiar site. The lion demon man Hashmalum had just gutted himself using his own hand, a light got around Alma suddenly, the light went away as her hair turned silver for some reason. The silver haired person who went by the name Ajora then said something about how he/she (this is still being debated to this very day) had his/her body back. Then some light came up again as Ajora fell down and Alma's voice came up blathering something. Then Alma materialzed using love magic with her clothes still on.
The plan was to gang up on Ajora and kick that fool in the throat, but suddenly some ultra final boss transformation thing happened as Ajora was replaced by a angel chick in red bondage gear. Ramza stared at the sexually attractive angel woman as she said something about killing them all or something. Having found his one true love, Ramza proceeded to proposition the angel girl named Ultima.
''Hey babe, you wanna have some sex so good as to make a cold day in hell?'' Ramza asked her.
Ultima briefly looked at the buttpants clad man, then her pretty face curled up in a smile as she looked at Ramza's salami, with all it's bigness. ''Why yes buttpants boy! How could I say no?'' Ultima lunged onto Ramza and ripped his buttpants off, exposing his Excalibur. Ultima jammed it into her mouth and deepthroated. She sucked on it and played with it for some time, to the enjoyment of demon, human, and giant chicken alike. Ramza couldn't take Ultima's sucking anymore and he blew his load into Ultima's mouth.
Ultima swallowed Ramza's delivery and tore off her bondage gear exposing her demonic milk factory, baby shooter, and butt. Ultima moaned that she hasn't had sex in centuries and Ramza had the biggest lance she had ever seen. She wanted him inside her so bad that she literally jumped on Ramza's gun, letting it explore her depths.
Ramza slid his hand up Ultima's passageway, exploring the chocolate factory as Ultima was riding. Ultima screamed in pleasure as she creamed on Ramza's javelin, making it easier to fit in Ultima.
As Ramza was exploring Ultima's insides, Rapha and Alma were burning with jealously, as both wanted Ramza to explore them and play with them. So, they ran over to Ramtima, pushed Ultima away and started licking Ramza's dragon. Ultima was about to stab them when Ramza told her they could play together. Ultima immediately squealed in happiness and licked the Popsicle along with her new friends.
As this was going on, everyone else was either watching the show or making their own. Mustadio jammed his gun into Agrias (which had never been explored before) spraying his ammo inside. Beowolf and Reis were making up for lost time with some major fists, Meliadoul was being rammed into by Boko and the various demons.
The energy from the sex as well as Ultima taking a huge dump due to too much pressure caused a massive explosion, killing everyone except Ramza and Alma (because of plot importance). Ramza and Alma ended up back in normal land for no reason, rode Chocobos past Orran, and went into the woods to have mentally impaired children.
The End