Disclaimers: Don't own the song, don't own FF7. Now on with the fic!
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Ballad of Yuffie Kisaragi
(Parody of 'She's Always a Woman' by Billy Joel)
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She can make you feel sorry whenever she cries.
She can make you feel mad with her terrible lies.
And she'll rattle your cage while you try to break free.
She taunts like a child but that's just plain old Yuffie to me.
She can mock every adult and child the same.
She can bring old traditions and culture to shame.
And she may be disgracing her family tree.
Yeah, she breaks all the rules but that's typical of Yuffie to me.
Oh, she looks out for herself.
She takes pride when she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
But, if she ever confessed,
She had some crush on me,
I'd forgive all her crimes.
And she'll dream of Materia all the while she is sleepin',
Then she'll purposely swipe yours and laugh while she's fleein',
She just wants to help Wutai gain prosperity.
Damn it all on that girl but she's always fun-lovin' to me.
Oh, she defends for herself.
She takes pride when she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
But, if she ever confessed,
She had some crush on me,
I'd forgive all her crimes.
She is physically fit then she's suddenly green,
When she pukes in the Highwind, best hide from the scene.
She's got tomboy demeanor, no one disagrees.
And the worst she will do is throw tantrums at you
But she'll always be Yuffie to me.