"The Day the FF7 characters came to stay"
"Breakfast War!"
6:30 a.m.
Lady K: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz...
Voice: Hey. K. Are you awake?
Lady K: ZZZZZ...5 more minutes mom...zzzz....
Voice: Yo' Wake up.
Lady K: But mom...I'm almost done beating ruby weapon...Zzzzzz
Voice: ^^;; ....what do we do now, Cait?.
Voice#3: Leave it to me. WAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
A loud voice boomed in my ear causing me to fall out of bed.
Lady K: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....I DID MY HOME WORK MR. ELLIOT! *looks on her bed and see's Cait Sith holding a mega phone.*
Cait Sith: Time to wake up, sleepy head. You are gonna be late for school.
Lady K: _ .....This must be a dream.
Barret: Yo' this ain't no dream. You come down and eat a'lright. *leaves*
Cait Sith: Yeah....there's pancakes and juice, and cereal....
Lady K: _ I 'know' this is just a 'bad' dream. This will be the last time, I play FF7 while eating twinkies with whip cream for a mid-night snack.
Cait Sith: Twinkies? Where? *runs off*
Lady K: _; I better go take a shower and then maybe I'll wake up.
6:45 Dining room
Walks out of bathroom and down stairs, wearing a school uniform.
Lady K: *grumbles* God! Why did the school have to pass that stupid rule for wearing a school uniform? Mom! You here.
Mom: Yep. In the dining room, Brittany.
Takes one step and trips and falls on her face.
Lady K: _* .....ow....
RedXII: Watch where you steping. You nearly fell on me.
Mom: Watch out for the cat, dear.
Lady K: We don't own a cat.
Mom: Oh? Well, watch out for the dog. ^-^
Lady K: _
Sees Aeris, Tifa, and Barret sitting at the table eating with her mom.
Lady K: _" What the....
Aeris: Mornin' sleepy head. ^-^
Tifa: Hi! Lady Kisaragi. Want some pancakes or maybe an ego? ^^
Lady K: You can just call me, Brittany or whatever and I'll have an Ego waffel. Mom? Where did they come from?
Mom: Don't know. I woke up and they were just hear. SO, I decided to make breakfast, since they were hungry. ^-^
Brittany: I don't even want to know.
*CRASH*
Brittany: _ What the hell was that?
Just then Cait Sith, runs out of the kitchen on top of his moggle.
Brittany: Reeve, er...Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: Lady Kisaragi or Brittany? I think you need to go to the kitchen. Sephiroth and Cloud are fighting, along with Cid and Yuffie.
Brittany: Why are they fighting this time?
Cait Sith: Well, uh Cid and Yuffie are fighting over a box of 'Fruity Pebbles', and Cloud and Sephiroth are fighting over the last Ego Waffle.
Brittany: _;; Oh, boy. I better go stop them. *leaves*
Mom: Oh, look. I told ya' that we had a cat. ^-^
7:01 Kitchen *Ego War*
Sephiroth: Let....go.
Cloud: No....you let go!
Sephiroth: Let go my Ego!
Cloud: No, you let go 'my' Ego!
Yuffie: *whines* Come on, Cid.
Cid: No &*%%$*ing way, Yuffie! This is the last fruity pebbles. And I be damn if I give them to you!
Yuffie: The last bowl is mine! You old fart!
Brittany:*walks in* What's going on in here?
Sephiroth and Cloud are pulling on each other's hair and Yuffie and Cid were fighting on the floor for the box of cereal.
Everyone: Nothing. ^-^;;
Brittany: _ It doesnt't look like nothing. You nearly destroyed my kitchen. Who started this?
Yuffie&Cid: Cid! Yuffie!
Cloud&Sephiroth: Sephiroth! Cloud!
Both: No, I didn't!
Cloud: Sephiroth, won't let go my Ego!
Sephiroth: No way! It's mine. Puppet!
Brittany: I better decide who get's it before you destroy my kitchen.
Sephiroth:*looks deeply into Brittany's eye* I should get it....right? You know I should.
Brittany:*dazed by his eyes* Uh....yes. You should.
Cloud: That's no fair. You're using your freaky powers! *smacks Brittany on the head* Snaps out of it!
Brittany:*wakes up* Huh? ..Ow...that hurts. What happened?
Sephiroth: Hahahahaha....I got the last Ego now! *disapears*
Cloud: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....He took my EGO!
Brittany: ^^;; Uh.....you can have mine Cloud. If Sephiroth hasn't took it yet.
Cloud:*happily* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... ^O^
Brittany: _ Oh, man look at this mess. Hey, Cid. Any chance you can fix my stove?
Cid:*forgets about cereal and Yuffie* #&$^@#* yeah. I am the best mechanic in the world!
Brittany: Great. Where's Yuffie?
Cid:*looks around* Look's like the brat gave up. Now, back to that cereal.
Cid plops down in a chair and takes the cereal and starts to pour it into the bowl.
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.........................nothing....
Cid: What the @#&@^#?
Yuffie: Mmm...that was sooo...good.
Cid: ......
Yuffie was in the corner with and empty cereal bowl.
Cid: You....
Brittany: Uh, Cid, I think you should try counting to ten or something.
Cid: 1......2.....
Yuffie: That was so....yummy.
Cid: 4......5......
Yuffie: Too bad you didn't get any.
Cid: 10!!! YOU LITTLE #&@(#$^@(#$%^@)!@^#^!@&! I'LL )*(@&#^@#ING KILL YOU!
Cid chased Yuffie out of the kitchen and out of the house.
Yuffie: What are you so mad about? There's still some milk left in it. You can have that.
Brittany: ^-^;; It's going to be a long day.
"Breakfast War!"
6:30 a.m.
Lady K: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz...
Voice: Hey. K. Are you awake?
Lady K: ZZZZZ...5 more minutes mom...zzzz....
Voice: Yo' Wake up.
Lady K: But mom...I'm almost done beating ruby weapon...Zzzzzz
Voice: ^^;; ....what do we do now, Cait?.
Voice#3: Leave it to me. WAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
A loud voice boomed in my ear causing me to fall out of bed.
Lady K: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....I DID MY HOME WORK MR. ELLIOT! *looks on her bed and see's Cait Sith holding a mega phone.*
Cait Sith: Time to wake up, sleepy head. You are gonna be late for school.
Lady K: _ .....This must be a dream.
Barret: Yo' this ain't no dream. You come down and eat a'lright. *leaves*
Cait Sith: Yeah....there's pancakes and juice, and cereal....
Lady K: _ I 'know' this is just a 'bad' dream. This will be the last time, I play FF7 while eating twinkies with whip cream for a mid-night snack.
Cait Sith: Twinkies? Where? *runs off*
Lady K: _; I better go take a shower and then maybe I'll wake up.
6:45 Dining room
Walks out of bathroom and down stairs, wearing a school uniform.
Lady K: *grumbles* God! Why did the school have to pass that stupid rule for wearing a school uniform? Mom! You here.
Mom: Yep. In the dining room, Brittany.
Takes one step and trips and falls on her face.
Lady K: _* .....ow....
RedXII: Watch where you steping. You nearly fell on me.
Mom: Watch out for the cat, dear.
Lady K: We don't own a cat.
Mom: Oh? Well, watch out for the dog. ^-^
Lady K: _
Sees Aeris, Tifa, and Barret sitting at the table eating with her mom.
Lady K: _" What the....
Aeris: Mornin' sleepy head. ^-^
Tifa: Hi! Lady Kisaragi. Want some pancakes or maybe an ego? ^^
Lady K: You can just call me, Brittany or whatever and I'll have an Ego waffel. Mom? Where did they come from?
Mom: Don't know. I woke up and they were just hear. SO, I decided to make breakfast, since they were hungry. ^-^
Brittany: I don't even want to know.
*CRASH*
Brittany: _ What the hell was that?
Just then Cait Sith, runs out of the kitchen on top of his moggle.
Brittany: Reeve, er...Cait Sith?
Cait Sith: Lady Kisaragi or Brittany? I think you need to go to the kitchen. Sephiroth and Cloud are fighting, along with Cid and Yuffie.
Brittany: Why are they fighting this time?
Cait Sith: Well, uh Cid and Yuffie are fighting over a box of 'Fruity Pebbles', and Cloud and Sephiroth are fighting over the last Ego Waffle.
Brittany: _;; Oh, boy. I better go stop them. *leaves*
Mom: Oh, look. I told ya' that we had a cat. ^-^
7:01 Kitchen *Ego War*
Sephiroth: Let....go.
Cloud: No....you let go!
Sephiroth: Let go my Ego!
Cloud: No, you let go 'my' Ego!
Yuffie: *whines* Come on, Cid.
Cid: No &*%%$*ing way, Yuffie! This is the last fruity pebbles. And I be damn if I give them to you!
Yuffie: The last bowl is mine! You old fart!
Brittany:*walks in* What's going on in here?
Sephiroth and Cloud are pulling on each other's hair and Yuffie and Cid were fighting on the floor for the box of cereal.
Everyone: Nothing. ^-^;;
Brittany: _ It doesnt't look like nothing. You nearly destroyed my kitchen. Who started this?
Yuffie&Cid: Cid! Yuffie!
Cloud&Sephiroth: Sephiroth! Cloud!
Both: No, I didn't!
Cloud: Sephiroth, won't let go my Ego!
Sephiroth: No way! It's mine. Puppet!
Brittany: I better decide who get's it before you destroy my kitchen.
Sephiroth:*looks deeply into Brittany's eye* I should get it....right? You know I should.
Brittany:*dazed by his eyes* Uh....yes. You should.
Cloud: That's no fair. You're using your freaky powers! *smacks Brittany on the head* Snaps out of it!
Brittany:*wakes up* Huh? ..Ow...that hurts. What happened?
Sephiroth: Hahahahaha....I got the last Ego now! *disapears*
Cloud: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....He took my EGO!
Brittany: ^^;; Uh.....you can have mine Cloud. If Sephiroth hasn't took it yet.
Cloud:*happily* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... ^O^
Brittany: _ Oh, man look at this mess. Hey, Cid. Any chance you can fix my stove?
Cid:*forgets about cereal and Yuffie* #&$^@#* yeah. I am the best mechanic in the world!
Brittany: Great. Where's Yuffie?
Cid:*looks around* Look's like the brat gave up. Now, back to that cereal.
Cid plops down in a chair and takes the cereal and starts to pour it into the bowl.
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................
.................
.........................nothing....
Cid: What the @#&@^#?
Yuffie: Mmm...that was sooo...good.
Cid: ......
Yuffie was in the corner with and empty cereal bowl.
Cid: You....
Brittany: Uh, Cid, I think you should try counting to ten or something.
Cid: 1......2.....
Yuffie: That was so....yummy.
Cid: 4......5......
Yuffie: Too bad you didn't get any.
Cid: 10!!! YOU LITTLE #&@(#$^@(#$%^@)!@^#^!@&! I'LL )*(@&#^@#ING KILL YOU!
Cid chased Yuffie out of the kitchen and out of the house.
Yuffie: What are you so mad about? There's still some milk left in it. You can have that.
Brittany: ^-^;; It's going to be a long day.