Before He Cheats

Disclaimer: I like cereal. Oh, yeah, I do not own Naruto or any other anime.

They're a mall

"I don't believe you," Temari repeated, "Shikamaru is not cheating on me. Especially with Ino." It was the eight time that day Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, and, Kin told her Shikamaru was cheating on her with Ino. "ICBYDBU!!" Kin said in IM. (This is the only way she talks.) "She means," Hinata started, "I Can't Believe You Don't Believe Us." Hinata was Kin's decoder. She told every one what Kin said. "It's kinda hard to," Temari was fed up with this crap her friends were always saying. (Or in Kin's case, IM-ing.) Tenten sighed, "I saw him with Ino, Temari. Sorry to say." Temari rolled her green eyes, "Shika was probably just telling her to step off." Temari's four friends exchanged glances. "I saw them kissing," Sakura said in a low voice, as they entered Bath & Body Works. "OMG," Kin squealed, "ILTS!" Hinata sighed, (as she always does when she's annoyed) "Kin means, Oh My God, I Love This Scent!" Kin was holding a bottle of lotion labeled Rose Pedals. They walked around for a while before spotting, Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Kabuto. Kin waved and ran off to meet up with her boy-friend, Kabuto. The others followed Kin.

"OMG! HK!" Kin ran up to Kabuto and squeezed the crap out of him in a friendly hug. Hinata opened her mouth to decode Kin, but noticed no one cared. "Ah, forget it." Kabuto smiled at the black haired girl. "Hi there," he greeted, "what's up?" Kin smiled at the silver haired boy, and responded, "ON, HDYWGTTM?" Everyone (except Hinata and Kin) glanced at Hinata with a confused expression. Hinata sighed, "She means: Oh Nothing, Hey Do You Wanna Go To The Movies?" oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……

Kabuto's smile grew bigger, "Sure, hey, how about we all go?" The teenagers exchanged looks for a second.

"Sure!"

"Ok,"

"Sounds fun!"

"Why not?"

"What movie?"

….and other stuff like that.

"Hmm…" Kabuto put his finger thoughtfully on his chin, "Let's see…Disturbia!"

"Ooh! Scary!"

"YAY!"

"Sure…"

"I like scary movies!"

…and so on….

At the movies…..O.o

As the movie started, the teenagers all sat by their boyfriend/girlfriend. So… This was the order: Sasuke by Sakura, Tenten by Neji, Kin by Kabuto, and Naruto by Hinata. Then Temari all alone at the end. Cuz, Shika wasn't there. (Guess where he is? Lol.)

As Disturbia played, Kin whispered into Kabuto's ear, "K, TIS!" Kabuto looked puzzled at his girlfriend. "Huh?" Kin blinked twice, and then whispered quietly, "Kabuto, This Is Scary!" Kabuto was stunned to hear Kin talk normal for once in the month they'd been dating. He thought she was going through a phase, because his cousin's wife talked like that, and she was Kin's age. Hmmm…..

End of Chapter 1

A/N: I know, I know, Kin talking IM is weird. But it's funny. See, my cousin's wife talks IM to. All the time. Like Kin! Anyway….I'd appreciate it if you'd review. Thanks! Oh, and tell me if you don't like something in the story. Thanks!