I DO NOT OWN HOA OR OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!
_KANSAS 1905_
Jerome's P.O.V
I am a cheater, it's how I am. Except, I, am also, a magician! Making people think of this magic magic stuff! Ah, Kansas! Full of fresh suckers to fool! I got into my tie and hat as my new intern approached me. Her name is Nina. She was beautiful as ever, also having a record for breaking girls hearts. I was the KING, of charm. Who, WOULDN'T, love a magician like Jerome? Anyways, back to reality. She was so excited that just an hour ago she was a simple country girl. This is how she will appear, a simple country girl. It was all in great planning! I gave her this music box, my source of my charm. I told her " My grandmother used to have this, she died in battle though. This is all what is left of her money, no pictures or anything. I want you, to have it. " I said opening it and the ballerina dance and the music played. (Music is watch?v=wZ12KtUixJ0 ) She was stunned and loved it as we hugged. " JEROME! JEROME! " Alfie, my assistant said running in screaming. " ALFONZO! MAY I ASK U to PLEASE! KNOCK! " I yelled, annoyed. " Oh, sorry master! " he said and led. Within a minute he knocked and said, " I knocked! OK THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START! " Alfie yelled. I put on my top hat and grabbed my wand and put on my cape as I rushed and made way for the curtains. " HELLO! I AM THE GREAT OZ! I AM OZ! THE GREAT! AND POWERFUL! " I said as fake smoke went off, people cheered. " Now, for this act, a volunteer for the audience, please? " I said and looked for Nina to raise her hand. " Anyone? Come on! " I said nervously. Ugh forget it. I pointed to Nina. " You there! How about you! " I yelled. " Oh, uh yes! I would like to! " She said looking around realizing her mistake. She came up next to me. " A simple country girl! We shall awake the spirit! Has been asleep for 5 thousand years! " I said and made her do these things and made it seem she was being lifted. " HEY! I SEE A WIRE! HE HAS A WIRE! " Someone yelled from the audience. " Of course not kind sir, a figment of your imagination! " I said and chuckled nervously. " Yeah! I SEE IT TOO! " Someone else yelled. The audience was getting flabbergasted. I thought of it. " WHAT! WELL! WHAT I HAVE NEED! FOR WIRES! " I yelled, took a knife from Alfie and cut the wires, she was still afloat. The audience then clapped and cheered. A little girl raised her hand. " Yes sweetie? What is your name? " I asked. " kara tattiana! or, KT! " she said. " A most beautiful name, what is it you would like, KT? " I asked again. She looked about she was 7 the most years of age. " I want you to make me walk! " she said gratefully. I grew saddened as I looked down seeing she was in a wheel chair. This sweet little girl actually believed in me. " Sorry sweetie, but- " " But I ever so believe in you sir! " She said. DOES ALFIE KNOW WHEN CURTAIN DOWN! Great Alfie, now I seem suspicious if I walk away, if I say no, I look like a total doushe bag! " Well! Funny story! About that- " " ABOUT NOTHING! MAKE THE CHILD WALK! " Someone yelled. angry faces...shit. I saw KT with that little sad puppy face on, man that kid knows the power of guilt. Oh crap, she started crying. That's when I ran away with people screaming. I ran in my tent with a bored Alfie playing on that thing ball in a cup Mexican toy. " I ALMOST GOT MAULED OUT THERE ALFIE! YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE SCREAM AND ASK THINGS. THAT MEANS CURTAINS DOWN! " I screamed. Alfie ran out. A few minutes later he ran back in. " PROBLEM JERRY! " He said. I heard a guy. A skim out the window was all it took to see I was so deep in the closet I was finding christmas presents! A big muscle dude came out " WHERE IS HE! WHO STOLE MY NINA FROM ME! " he screamed with everyone running and screaming. He was her BOYFRIEND? Crap. crap. double crap. triple crap! " Dude, if you want to look the way you do right now, run. " Alfie said, took his message to heart. I ran. " Excuse me, pardon me, COMING THROUGH! WATCH IT! Is that a GIRAFFE? " I ran. A HOT AIR BALLOON! YES JUST MY LUCK! I hopped into it and it got lifted. uh-oh. They're pulling it down. I cut the rope just in time. " JEROME! YOUR HATE AND SUITCASE! " Alfie said and threw them inside. " FAIRWELL SUCKERS! HAHA! " I said and laughed at the muscle dude. Except, the I was laughing, they looked at me and screaming while running back. Huh? I looked forwards, a tornado, OH OF COURSE, OUT OF ONE PROBLEM INTO ANOTHER! I got sucked in, spun until I was ready to hurl, me and my ballon dropped somewhere. It took me a few minutes to stand up after just being tossed around like a rag doll. I stood up and it was an unfamiliar place. " Oh god please tell me this isn't Tennessee, I've been banned there for Jay walking hundreads of times! " I mumbled to myself. I landed in water, a sudden, MY BLLOON BASKET! SINKING! " HELP! SOMEONE OUT THERE! I CAN'T SWIM! HELP! " I saw as i moved back, realized the length was 3 feet maximum. I laughed at myself and stood up. New place, new business, here I come ;)