OKAY, BEFORE SAYING WHATEVER I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC (and I am not English so this is going to have many grammar mistakes… ^-^") and if it is a bad fanfic… sorry
Well, START, MY FRIEND!
Matthew looked at his watch
Canada- Hmmmm… it's a bit late… Where did she go?
Suddenly, he heard some "TOINGTOINGTOINGTOING".
Yep, she arrived
Ukraine- Canada-kun! I'm so sorry. My bro was looking for me because I haven't pay him yet…
She started to cry so Matthew hugged her and comfort.
Matthew- C'mon Ukraine, I'm here… don't cry please…
(?) -HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEY, WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOOOOON
(User appears) – PRUSSIA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Prussia- Well… I got bored from these two. CANADA, UKRAINE, NOW KISS.
*Matthew and Ukraine are red* WH-WHAT!?
Prussia- OH, MATTHEW, I KNOW YOU WANT TO HUG HER BOOBS, KESESESESE…
Matthew- EH, EH, CALM down… (He gets depressed) I only want to be with Ukraine… I lo…lo… lo-love her…
Ukraine- (Red as a tomato) … Matthew… I love you too…
(Spain appears) – OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, SO CUUUUUUUTE, SHE IS A TOMATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *^*
(User) – PLEASE, NO, THIS IS A FANFIC OF CANADAXUKRAINE, THE OTHER PEOPLE, GET OUT!
Canada_ Hey, I am here…
Spain- But… but… D:
Ukraine- Don't mind, they are so nice… PRUSSIA, STOP WATCHING MY BOOBS, PERVERT!
*Ukraine does a FALCON PUNCH to Prussia and he flies* - KESESESESE…
Canada_ …Hello?
Spain- Where did Canada go?
(A wild USA appeared) – HA HA HA HA HA, HERE IT IS THE HERO! WERE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?
(Ukraine, Prussia –still flying-, Spain, User) _ No…
*America goes to a corner* - But…
Canada- Now, my girlfriend forgets me…
France- HON HON HON, HELLO MY HONEYS.
User- Weeee, now the all Bad Touch Trio. We did it…
France- I am looking for Canada, where is he?
Canada- I AM HERE, MOTHER FUCKERS! MAPLEMAPLEMAPLEMAPLEMAPLE!
(ALL)- . . .
Ukraine_ Canada-kun… you will have a great night with me…
Canada_ So-sorry…
Spain- Oh, here it goes. This is getting HOTTER
User- WHAT THE FUCK.
Canada_ I… don't understand…
France_ Canada, come here…
(France whisper to Canada in his ear and when he finished, his head was as a tomato and his hair unnerved)
Canada realized what that means and his French roots apparead.
Canada- HON HON HON HON HON HON…
Ukraine- What's the matter?
Canada- Let's go to my spot for being alone… if you know what I mean.
France- THAT'S MY BOY!
User- Shut up, don't ruin his opportunity for fuck.
(A wild Mello appeared) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EY
*User throws a pomegranate and it explodes on Mello's face* Yep…
Spain – That was too random
User- Yep…
Prussia- HEY, WHERE IS UKRAINE?
France- Canada is giving his dick in her hole having a good time with her.
Meanwhile, at Canada's bed…
-Censored Censored Censored-
User- NOPE, THEY WERE ONLY KISSING, HON HON HON okay, now I continue the random/shit/stupid story.
Canada- I love you…
Ukraine- I love you too…
Canada- So... what's up now?
Ukraine-….. CANADA, GIVE ME YOUR DUCK.
Canada- *Show his d*ck* HERE IT IS.
Ukraine- PERVERT, I MEAN DUCK, NO DICK.
Canada- WHAT!?
Ukraine- Hurr, hurr… just joking...
Canada- UKRAINE, HOW YOU GET THEM TITS!?
Ukraine- C'MON AND HANG THEM.
CANADA- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAH THE BEST DAY OF MY FREAKING LIFE.
User- Okay, now the continue is CENSORED…
France- I WANT TO SEE THAT, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
User- Let your imagination fly~…
France- Can I imaginate Spain/Prussia/whatever naked?
User- If you want…
France- HON HON HON HON
…..
Okay, this fanfic is HORRIBLE AND STUPID, but I hope you had a good time reading (sure not because my English grammar looks horrible and… and… BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS IS BULLSHIT :D)
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