A/N: This is not, I repeat, not replacing WGPCGR.

Random Kart T.V Episode One: WALUIGI!

The camera slowly comes into an announcing booth where a Lakitu with a black suit sitting down behind a huge desk awaits it.

"Hello, viewers of Mario Kart! I'm your host, Luke Lakitu! Today, we're racing on the famous course, Mario Raceway!" Luke introduced.

All of a sudden, Waluigi crashed, with his kart having rainbows coming out of the end, through the side of the tower saying, "Introducing a track? Too bad, WALUIGI TIME!"

With that, Waluigi and his kart literally flew over the table and crashed out the other side.

"Um, well, that was random." Luke exclaimed. "Well, how about we go down to the race, shall we?

As quick as a blink, the camera suddenly showed the starting line of the previously stated course where all the racers (Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Luigi, Wario, Ludwig, Iggy, Peach, Daisy, Larry, and Shy Guy) were chatting before the big competition. But, someone was missing.

"Hey guys, have you seen Waluigi?" Wario asked, for the first time ever, humbly.

Everyone ignored him except Bowser but he said, "Aw man. Now I don't have 11 chumps to stomp on."

All of a sudden, Walugi flew in with rainbows still coming out the ends of his kart!

"WALUIGI TIME!" Waluigi screamed before impact.

Luigi, seeing the crazy purple maniac, hid behind the stands, leaving his kart in the open.

Then, when Waluigi touched the ground, a huge rainbow explosion happened! After all that, Luigi shakily looked out from behind the stands and screamed in horror.

Everyone had Waluigi heads, even the crowd! The green-capped fellow looked up to see Luke's head was also replaced with Waluigi's.

Luigi smirked and said cockily, "Well, looks like the cowardly brother finally wins."

Then, a piece of rock fell from the announcer booth and landed on Luigi's back. He took a deep breath and then fainted.

The camera zoomed back to the Luke, who still had the Waluigi head.

"Well, that's all we have today for Waluigi Kart! See you next time!" The ugly-looking Lakitu ended.

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