For Teanca, the girl whom everyone thinks is their freshman, when in reality, she is MY freshman. And who watched "The Hook Man" for the first time on her phone in the dressing room during the last show. Now THAT'S dedication.
This song is what happens during boring, horrible rehearsals when the stupid community theater group steals our theater and makes us rehearse in the cafeteria, and when the writer watches too much SPN.
A (Wincestuous) Phone Call
Uh, hello?
Hello, Sammy
Can you hear me?
Listen, Sammy, I'm calling to tell you
There's a problem
Are you sitting?
Well, I won't be home for dinner
tonight!
See, Castiel
He's that angel
Well I think he is planning to fuck me
Come on, Sammy!
It's not funny!
And I won't be home for... dinner...
Tonight!
Don't buy the whipped cream
Don't get the handcuffs
Don't take your clothes off
Don't microwave the Campbell's can
Stop jerking off
to the sound of my voice
Please, baby brother, be a man!
(Pause)
Our... anniversary...
Son of a bitch.
Come on, Sammy, it's only a day
So it's been ten years!
He's ATTRACTIVE...
and I won't be home for dinner to...
GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB
UNDO YOUR BUTTONS
GOD DAMN IT, SAMMY,
I'm in Europe!
In an airport!
With an angel who's wearing a trenchcoat
with those blue eyes
and that blue tie
and who's got me naked on all fours!
So the answer
baby brother
is I WON'T BE HOME TO FUCK YOU!
Hello, Sammy?
Baby brother?
Damn.