This is my first fanfic, so please be gentle. I'm not caught up with the anime or manga, so if some things are wrong, please forgive me and point them out so I can fix them. Please & thanks!~3

Also, I do not own Fairy Tail or anything like that. All rights belong to the amazing Hiro Mashima-san.

The usual fight starts out and somehow Natsu ends up stripped down to his boxers, but there's no bulge and he suddenly runs out. In this story Natsu is a cuntboy, and kami forgive me, but it's an idea I've had for a while.

Each chapter will be a different pairing and the pairing most loved will be continued. Who do you guys think should be the first pairing? I'm not sure yet, and suggest more people, even girls if you want, for Natsu to be paired with. Unsure of the tags, but I know some yaoi, mature, maybe a small rape with one of the pairings…. Hm. R&R please!

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That morning had been the normal morning for Natsu, wake up, get a shower, change his sheets, tell Happy bye since he wanted to see Charle, and then head to the guild.

He hated having what he did, but it was what it was. He sometimes hated his parents (I'm making them like this since I have no clue who his biological parents are) for what he was, but there's no helping it. He just had to be a bit more careful and not bed anyone no matter how horny he got in the spring.

He slowly walked towards the guild, enjoying the warm sun of late fall, before it got cold and he had to bundle up more. He hated the cold, along with the icy bastard. He growled a bit at the thought, a bit of steam leaving his lips as he walked into the guild, only to see all the dragon slayers, that were male, plus the usual guys, there and staring at him the moment he entered the guild. He growled a bit before walking over to the bar and ordering some fire from Mira. "Ne, Mira, some fire please." He said before he suddenly felt someone's presence behind him.

He turned and saw none other than the almighty Laxus, hah, he just had to laugh sometimes with how the Thunder Legion idolized the lightning dragon slayer. "What do you want Laxus?" He asked, wanting to be done soon.

"Well brat, I'd love to hold you in my arms tonight, so why don't we get going?" Laxus mused before Gajeel, Elfman, Gray, Sting, Leo, and Rogue bolt up to keep their Natsu out of Laxus' bed.

"No thanks Laxus, don't take offense, or do, but I don't want to." He growled before turning back around, only to be grabbed and roughly kissed by the male. Soon he was shoving him off and wiping his mouth. "The fuck Laxus?! Why the hell'd you just kiss me?!" He growled with a slight pink blush on his cheeks.

Each of his admirers thought one thing at that moment. Natsu's so cute with a blush….

Soon Natsu and Laxus were fighting, and Natsu's vest disappeared, causing all the other male's to jump into the fight to either strip Natsu more or protect him from Laxus.

After a bit, magic was involved and somehow, after only about five minutes of brawling, Natsu was stripped to his boxers. Realizing there was a different breeze than usual, Natsu looked down and got a deep blush on his cheeks before darting out of the guild to run home and hide.

But before he had, all the guys had looked to his crotch, wanting to see how large the pinkette was, only to notice it was very, very, flat instead… The fuck?

Natsu ran home as fast as he could and hide in his room, wanting to talk to Happy, only to remember he let him go on a mission with Wendy and Charle. Damn it, why now of all times?! Only Happy, jii-chan, and Lucy know about this…. Why'd this have to happen? I never wanted anyone to know, oh kami, I hope none of them saw…. He thought before hiding under his covers and trying to hide.

~Back at the guild~

Each of the males had gone to their own table, save Sting and Rogue who sat at a booth alone. They were all pondering what they'd seen, or not seen, on the pinkette and got curious.

~!Cue the start of each pairing.!~