HEY MY PEEPS THIS IS MY FIRST FAN FIC BUT I PROMISE ITS FUNNY!!!!

I don't own any of the characters in this story

(this story includes kagomea, Inuyasha, Shipo, and your friendly neighborhood assassin.)

"I'm home" said Kagomea walking into the house "are you two still playing that (censored) game you two are idiots you know."

"uhh!!" Inuyash and Shippo said together.

"Look these Twinkies are mine unlike you to lazy head's I work for my money." Said kagomea putting some Twinkies in the fridge "I'm going out."

The hours passed and InuYasha finally won there game.

"Ha ha I won you little shrimp."

"Shut up InuYasha." Said Shippo

"I wonder what we have to eat." Said InuYasha walking over to the fridge and opening it.

"We don't have anything." Shippo said

"Yeah you do you have Twinkies!!!!" said InuYasha

"really." Said Shippo getting up and running over to the fridge. "Awesome give me some."

"o.k. I'll split them." InuYasha grabbed them all. "one for me one for you two for me one for you seven for me and the rest to you."

"but there's only five more."

"shut up and eat fox boy."

They opened all the twinkies and started eating and by the end of the hour they were gone.

"those were good." said Shippo

"yeah" said InuYasha.

"I'm home" said kagomea walking through the door. "so did.... YOU ATE MY TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she slammed the door and went down the road in her car.

"what was her problem." Said inuyasha he turned to shippo he was extremely white and wouldn't move "ehh." Said InuYasha poking shippo, he just fell to the ground

knock knock knock

InuYasha opened the door yelled and disappeared shippo got up and ran into the bathroom and hid he could here the killer coming closer and closer. clunk went one foot clunk went the other. closer and closer he grabbed the door knob and started to shake it

"shippo open the door." Said a familiar voice

"KAGOMEA!!!" yelled shippo jumping out of the bathroom right into a knife

(to the reader no Shippo's got hurt during the writing of this story InuYasha however...) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.