Prologue

Naruto was 6 years old by the time he entered the academy. It was horrendous experience for him, as he was forced to stay during the lesson even though he was not interested in becoming a ninja!

"Damn that old monkey! Why do I have to listen to the so called reason the Senju clan is badass!" Naruto bickered. "I swear, I'm going to leave this village one day and spend rest of my life staring at the cloud!"

Unfortunately, that was not happening anytime soon, since unknown to Naruto, he was the village's jinchuriki, and therefore, he was valuable to the village.

All of a sudden, the three kids about 10 years old approached Naruto with a malicious grin on their face. "Oh, who's this? Urine Naruto?" The leader of the group commented, causing the other two to fall on their butt and cry out of laughter.

"What" Naruto deadpanned. "Grow up already. I am 6, while you are 10 already. You think that's funny? There's something clearly wrong with you guys." He honestly couldn't comprehend these so called seniors. They are older than him yet cannot even prevent the snot from drooling from their nose? Jokes.

Feeling awkward due to Naruto's unfazed gesture, the group quickly returned to what they believed to be menacing. "Shut up, shorty! You are the one who stole my 100 yen, right?! Well, I am supposed to buy new Oh Yu Gi cards with that! So hand that back including 100 percent compound interest!" He was just blabbering the stuffs he heard in his business class.

Naruto facepalmed at the leader's lack of intelligence. "ok, bye." As he turned to leave, he heart the angered shout from the kids.

The leader of the group hastily jumped to prevent Naruto to run away. However, do to the slippery sand, coupled with the force of gravity that seemed to work against his above average weight, he face planted on the sand, going straightly into the unconsciousness.

The other two gasped at their fallen leader, before shaking in fear and pointing at Naruto.

"Y-you! What did you do to him!"

"Y-yeah! Do you know what you just did?! He's Oshikko Dame, the eldest son of Professor Poopypants!"

Naruto couldn't believe his day. First the academy, second these morons. Can it get any worse?

Shivering from Naruto's silent rage, the kids crawled away in attempt to survive.

Shaking his head, Naruto left with a big sigh, unknown of the future troubles this small event will bring.

Hence the legend of the Uzumaki Naruto began.