Invader Zim is owned by Viacom and Jhonen Vasquez. DarkB, Ayeobe and Voldy own themselves.

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Once upon a dream-ruling time, there was a little girl..well..not quite little, you see...

This girl really wasnt a normal little girl, she had a secret, a really big secret that if someone found out she would probably be grabbed by filthy scientists to experiment on her irken GUTS...but anyway, on the story.

This girl was named DarkB, a very "special" girl she was...with her long, straight black hair covering almost all of her body, and her rare red eyes that could be seen almost a mile away. She wore what any other 'normal' girl would wear...a black shirt, with red/black striped sleeves, and normal jeans, being ripped at the ends. Being 14 years old in human years. Yep, perfect human disguise.

DarkB was alone in her room, drawing a picture of her shooting an arrow at the world, her shiny, red eyes shined at the thought of being able to take over the entire world, which was soon to be planned.

"Mwhaha yes..." she said in her raspy voice. "These filthy humans wont know what hit them" she said to herself.

Of course there are times when she would screw up on her plans, like that one time when she was making 'the most biggest baddest robot type thing ever!' ...failed.

"This time my plan wont fail.." she said whispering to herself, closing her drawer.

"DarkB...are you talking to yourself again?" said a voice behind her.

"Eh?" she said turning around, it was just her brother, well..pretending to be her brother. It was part of their mission.

"Thats Dibs job to talk to himself..not you!" he said.

Now, this boy was quite "Special" himself, but more intelligent, because he knew his french, and other languages.

He was 17 years old in human years, he wore a long trenchcoat almost touching the floor, black pants, black shirt, and shoes. He wore glasses that were like Dibs, and had long dark brown hair that covered his ears, and had dark green hypnotising eyes so he says. His name was Ayeobe. His ideal human disguise.

"I can talk to myself all I want! Its a free earth." DarkB said crossing her arms.

"We do not have time to fool around! I am going to see Voldy to go to skool, are you coming?" he said looking at his alien type watch.

"No, Im staying home for today" she said brushing her hair back. "While you guys go to skool, Ill be here working on our next plan.." she said heading back to her drawer, pulling out her drawings and blue prints.

"Oh yeah..sure. 'plans' as you may call it, you know you cant do it all by yourself. The only plan that you have made that actually worked was that giant mechanical hand you somehow have carrying around with you." he said fixing his coat.

"SHUTUP!" she yelled growling at him. "I so DO know how to make plans, and until our earth parents come home you better have your butt back home!" she said. "Or Im telling.."

Ayeobe rolled his eyes. "I never get in trouble...and if they do find out Im still out after skool, Ill just wipe their memory clean." he said grinning, pulling out his machine.

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At Voldys.

Ayeobe walked to her house, standing at the doorstep, he sighed to himself and quietly knocked on the door.

"Come in" said a distant voice from inside.

Ayeobe nodded and opened the door slightly, going in he saw Voldy and slightly smiled. "You ready to go to 'earth skool'?" he questioned, watching her get her bookbag.

"Yes..." she said in almost a mad tone.

"Something wrong?" he said raising his eyebrows.

"This world sucks, humans suck...do you THINK I should be happy about it?" she said with her blonde hair swaying to the side.

Voldy was a goth-type girl for her human disguise, she was 16 years old in human years and had blonde hair that were up to her shoulders, she had black eye makeup on her eyes that would make you know to stay out of her way. She wore a black voltemort shirt and jeans, along with her black jacket. That is where she got her name from, since Lord Voltemort was her hero and all.

"How much longer till we can get out of this filth planet?" she questioned, closing the door behind her and walking to skool.

"Well, DarkB said she working on another plan." he said walking down the sidewalk.

"Again? Her plans dont work...we cant conquer this planet alone, there has to be another invader in this stink-planet somewhere." said Voldy.

"Yes...I know, but where?" he said.

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At skool.

Voldy and Ayeobe sat down, staring into the teacher, Mr. Doombag.

"I have good news for you, class.." said Mr. Doombag getting into the class and dropping his stuff on his desk.

"Youre getting fired?" said Voldy in an excited voice.

Mr. Doombag stared. "No...you and Ayeobe are being transferred into another class, we have too many people in this one, you are being transferred to the class 'Ms. Bitters' " Get your stuff and head out. He said pointing at the door.

Ayeobe sighed and got up. "Lets hope that class isnt any worst than this one..." he said mumbling to himself and heading out.

Voldy sticked her tongue out at the teacher and head out too.

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Ms. Bitters class.

"Okay class, to enjoy over-crowding in class, please welcome two new miserable kids, Voldy and..." she said trying to read the other persons name. "hmm.."

"Its Ayeobe." he said in a stern voice, sitting at an empty desk next to Dib.

"Right. Whatever." she said to herself looking at the class and pointing at Rita who was sitting behind Zim.

"You!" she said poiting at her. "You will be sent to the miserable pit of forgotten children, goodbye." she said, seeing the floor open right below her desk as she falls in screaming, then seeing the floor close back up.

Voldy giggled evily and sat down.

"Right...well then." said Ms. Bitters facing back at the chalkboard, continueing her teaching about the doomed universe.

Dib raised an eyebrow at Ayeobe. "You look kinda different...are you some..ALIEN?" he yelled pointing.

"Why...I am nothing of the sort." he said clearing his throat. "But if you insist on calling me that..." he said reaching into his green bag.

"What are you trying to pull out...? Some weird type ALIEN machine?" he said with his eye twitching.

Ayeobe raised an eyebrow.

"Youre probably one of those Irkens..like Zim over there." he said looking at him.

"Who is this 'Zim'?" questioned Ayeobe.

"That green kid over there...AND WHY SHOULD I ANSWER YOU? YOU ALIEN SCUM!" Dib yelled.

The class stared at Dib with a "shutup-or-well-attack-you" face.

Dib calmed down and slouched back into his desk, Zim giggled.

"Stupid worm-baby...humans are too blind to know who is an Alien or not." Zim said, feeling someone looking over his shoulder.

"What on this stink-planet are you talking about?" said Voldy.

"None of your business...HUMAN-SLAVE!" yelled Zim.

Voldy stared at his irken pac. "Wait a minute..." she thought. "Isnt that irken property?" she smiled evily to herself.

"Zim." she said in a grave voice. "You wouldnt happen to know anything about the 'irken' planet now would you?" she questioned whispering.

Zims eyes widened. "WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE IRKEN ARMADA? EH? EHHHH?" he yelled.

Voldy stared, then wrote a note and threw it at Ayeobe, which got caught in his hair. "Psst..Ayeobe! Your hair." she said poiting at it.

"Huh?" he said looking up and grabbing the note, it said:

"I think we have found another irken invader...we must kidnap him"

Ayeobe smiled evily, chuckling an evily chuckle that no one has heard before, seeing Voldy join in.

Dibs eyes widened, he knew what there were planing now..