Dear Draco.
i am bored with my life. and i dont understand algebra. uhu uhu uhuh! let see if you can help me with THAT!!
Signed,
Queenoftheswans
~*~
Dear Queen Of Swans,
Do you rule swans or something? If so, maybe you can ask them for help. If not, maybe take up skydiving. Or rock climbing. Or both. What's algebra? Whatever it is, it sounds long stupid and annoying. Maybe swans can help you with that.
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Dear Draco,
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Signed,
wood chuck
~*~
Dear Wood Chuck,
Well. You should know. Why do you ask me, when I do not know what in the world a wood chuck is, and you are one. Unless your mother named you Wood, and your last name was Chuck, I expect you to know that. Why don't you start chucking wood if you can and see how much in which you chuck. If not, go to a zoo and find a wood chuck and repeat the above advice.
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Dear Draco,
Would you curse people if they stole your hair gel? Why or why not?
signed,
hair gel company
~*~
Dear Hair Gel Company,
Yes. Maybe I would. Because sometimes I get my hair gel imported in from far away lands. And then sometimes they use special ingredients so I can get just the right shine. So yes, Depending on the rarity of my beloved hair gel, I would use drastic measures to ensure its safety.
+++ Dear Draco,
YOU HAVE WON AN ALL EXPENCE PAID TRIP TO HOGWARTS! Please send in $500 to make your trip vaid.
~*~
Signed,
annoying person who sends fake and annoying letters ~*~ You have an interesting name. Yes, I am at Hogwarts. So it is a little too late for you. And then again, maybe rephrasing your advertisement, so that maybe I could understand it, would help improve your business. And how would I pay you in '$'s? Is that something you made up to confuse me? And if so, why would you do this? Are you in the same league as my hair gel company? Well. First, Get spell check. Second, Well. I don't know what Second is just don't send me these okay!?!
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Dear Draco,
How much jel do u put in your pratish looking hair?
Signed,
The Mad Cow
~*~
Dear The Mad Cow,
Well, Okay. Where do I start. Usually for the morning dosage I use ¾ a
cup and then for a rejuvenator 2 cups in the after noon. This usually
requires hair spray around dinner but that's off the point. In case you
forgot, 'jel' is spelt with a g. So it's gel. And according to my
standers my hair is not prattish. It's stylish, trendy, and a basic feat
of the human race. So if your just jealous of my hair, leave your
comments to yourself.
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i am bored with my life. and i dont understand algebra. uhu uhu uhuh! let see if you can help me with THAT!!
Signed,
Queenoftheswans
~*~
Dear Queen Of Swans,
Do you rule swans or something? If so, maybe you can ask them for help. If not, maybe take up skydiving. Or rock climbing. Or both. What's algebra? Whatever it is, it sounds long stupid and annoying. Maybe swans can help you with that.
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Dear Draco,
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Signed,
wood chuck
~*~
Dear Wood Chuck,
Well. You should know. Why do you ask me, when I do not know what in the world a wood chuck is, and you are one. Unless your mother named you Wood, and your last name was Chuck, I expect you to know that. Why don't you start chucking wood if you can and see how much in which you chuck. If not, go to a zoo and find a wood chuck and repeat the above advice.
+++
Dear Draco,
Would you curse people if they stole your hair gel? Why or why not?
signed,
hair gel company
~*~
Dear Hair Gel Company,
Yes. Maybe I would. Because sometimes I get my hair gel imported in from far away lands. And then sometimes they use special ingredients so I can get just the right shine. So yes, Depending on the rarity of my beloved hair gel, I would use drastic measures to ensure its safety.
+++ Dear Draco,
YOU HAVE WON AN ALL EXPENCE PAID TRIP TO HOGWARTS! Please send in $500 to make your trip vaid.
~*~
Signed,
annoying person who sends fake and annoying letters ~*~ You have an interesting name. Yes, I am at Hogwarts. So it is a little too late for you. And then again, maybe rephrasing your advertisement, so that maybe I could understand it, would help improve your business. And how would I pay you in '$'s? Is that something you made up to confuse me? And if so, why would you do this? Are you in the same league as my hair gel company? Well. First, Get spell check. Second, Well. I don't know what Second is just don't send me these okay!?!
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Dear Draco,
How much jel do u put in your pratish looking hair?
Signed,
The Mad Cow
~*~
Dear The Mad Cow,
Well, Okay. Where do I start. Usually for the morning dosage I use ¾ a
cup and then for a rejuvenator 2 cups in the after noon. This usually
requires hair spray around dinner but that's off the point. In case you
forgot, 'jel' is spelt with a g. So it's gel. And according to my
standers my hair is not prattish. It's stylish, trendy, and a basic feat
of the human race. So if your just jealous of my hair, leave your
comments to yourself.
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