The ring had been destroyed. The free folk of Middle Earth has been saved. Everyone rejoiced, except for Fedora.
As everyone prepared for Aragorn's coronation and bustled about cheerfully, Fedora sensed something. Legolas had been acting very strange around her. He had been acting awkward, and kind of scared. Every time she saw him, they fear rose to the surface of his eyes.
She could tell, he was about to break up with her.
Wait, you didn't know they were dating? Okay, I'll explain. Many moons ago, back in Moria, Fedora used a special charm she had learned to make someone fall in love with you. It's called give them an embarrassing nickname. It worked. Ever since then, he had followed her around like a puppy.
Not that she had been a good girlfriend. In fact, she didn't blame him for wanting to break up with her. She had been awful. She gave his hairbrush away to an elf with orange hair, she replaced his toner with regular water, she used all of his concealer, and she did the worst thing. She poured out his shampoo and replaced it with giblet gravy. I told you, she wanted to see what would to break him.
She hadn't been nice to his friends, either. She always made fun of how short Gimli was, she made Merry and Pippin fight each other all the time, she always called Gandalf 'Old man', and she always joked that Boromir would probably be the first one to get eaten if they were all stranded on a desert island.
Legolas was still in love with her, but he felt pressured to break up with her. His friends all pulled Physchlogy Today articles out and explained to him how he was trapped in a toxic relationship and that he needed to get out.
He also knew that his dad wouldn't like her, either. She wasn't very neat and clean, ever. Besides, he had the feeling that she might have been incarcerated once or twice, and his dad had the internet skills of the FBI
He was forced to break up with her. He had to. He wished then that an Oliphaunt would come by and squash him.