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Author Note: This story is OC-centric but I hope they are well rounded and interesting. I'm always looking to improve so please review with your thoughts. All feedback is welcome.
Prologue: The Taste of Vengeance
Revenge tasted like aspirin and sake but oh how sweet it was.
Yuna had given up, resigned herself to snot-nosed kids and filthy spitballs, to lecturing on chakra control and flower arranging. Condemned to life in the living hell of being a sensei at Konoha academy. Then the files appeared. Like a miracle. Three little miracles, perfectly crafted to destroy Hatake Kakashi. She could still feel the shame and embarrassment of that day. She'd been young, hopeful, and naive enough to think a jerk like Hatake was actually capable of human emotions like love. But despite her hope and optimism, the bento and confession had been rejected. Publicly. Thrown in her face. Publicly. With the skill of a prodigy making it look like her own fault. Publicly. Her reputation? In shreds. Her special jounin application? Rejected. Her ANBU aspirations? Laughed at. All respect for her has a kunoichi? Gone. Highly effective assassins didn't make sushi shaped like their crush's face after all. Sexist pig-headed fools.
But these three files would make Kakashi feel her pain. He would be destroyed. Tortured. Humiliated and it would be oh so public. A smirk crawled across Yuna'a face as she looked down at the three academy files carefully splayed across her desk. They were different from the official files each jounin sensei would receive. More focused on personality than the packets on family background and exact grades that the Hokage gave each new sensei. Jounin didn't generally care about or respect the warnings and evaluations of chunin concerning exactly the sort of demons they were handing over to them. Kakashi wouldn't realize his fate until it was too late.
Kimiko Mochizuki
Blood type: AB positive
Mother: Akira Mochizuki… Civilian waitress at the Akimichi owned Oiishi BBQ and Grill
Father: Unknown
Chakra-control: Average
Taijutsu: Average
Ninjutsu: Average
Genjutsu: Above-average with a high probability of a natural affinity
Personal notes: Overly sarcastic with an intense and sometimes violent distrust of all authority figures. This student should be handled with care, all condescension will lead to disrespect, rebellion, and continuous verbal assaults on your person. A strict and attentive sensei is recommended to curtail these bad habits.
Maya Yoshida
Blood type: A positive
Mother: Moriko Yoshida… Civilian housewife
Father: Takuya Yoshida… Civilian owner and chef of the Delectable Dango stand
Chakra-control: Below average
Taijutsu: Slightly above average
Ninjutsu: Slightly below Average
Genjutsu: Below average due to difficulty with chakra-control
Personal notes: An overall cheerful disposition though outspoken at times. This student has a highly concerning obsession with Neji Hyuuga. A female sensei is recommended to help this student sort through her priorities and emotions as to not endanger herself or potential teammates in the field. Please also note that this student has never arrived at class before the bell and frequently fails to arrive at class at all, discipline has proved ineffective in correcting this behavior.
Zori Hisakawa
Blood type: O negative
Mother: Kumiko Hisakawa… Civilian mathematics teacher at Konoha's civilian academy
Father: Kurou Hisakawa… Konoha genin currently assigned to the record halls
Chakra-control: Below average
Taijutsu: Below average
Ninjutsu: Below average
Genjutsu: Significantly below average
Personal notes: Good natured and exceptionally adept at perceiving others' emotional states. This student has demonstrated no real disposition to be a ninja and their motivation for becoming such is unclear. Their self-confidence has suffered greatly due to the cruelty of their peers and this particular class's gravitation towards mockery and isolation of under performing students. Placement on a support based team or medical apprenticeship recommended if skills can be brought up to par. Otherwise a civilian lifestyle is recommended for this student.
Skill wise the three were nothing special. A bit lackluster really. Most Jounin would probably dismiss them as lifelong cannon fodder but Hatake wouldn't. He couldn't. That heartless excuse for a human was physically incapable of doing so because of two simple words carefully printed at the bottom of each file; "Perfect Teamwork". There was no way these three would fail Kakashi's infamous and poorly contrived bell test. And once they passed Kakashi would have no shield to protect him from the horrors of turning three 12 year old girls into halfway decent shinobi whilst they traversed the wonderful invention which was puberty.
Yuna took another swig of sake and began crafting the most beautiful logical sounding BS genin team proposal in the history of Konoha.
Oh, the sweet taste of justice.