Just a random idea I had while spacing out in Physics. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA! Stop asking!

Surprises

Everyone in Colonel Mustang's office was busy setting up for some sort of event. "Furey! Make sure the radios are all working! Hughes! Camera check! Good, make sure to have a backup. Fullmetal! How is the cake doing?"

"Colonel, calm down! Everything is going fine. Ed is transmuting the icing on the cake, the electronics all work, and Hughes always has at least three cameras on hand!"

The Colonel sighed. "You're right Alphonse. I just need everything to be perfect. Falman should be coming with Hawkeye soon. Breda, you got the drinks? And no Fullmetal, you can't have one! You're under age. For goodness sake, Havoc! Put out the damn smoke!"

"The Colonel is more high strung than usual, eh Boss?"

"At least you aren't the one who has to use his alchemy on something as stupid as a cake!"

"Fullmetal! Havoc! The target is approaching! Damn it they're early, backup hasn't arrived. Just get into position! They don't know about the party! Shut off the lights! Everyone hide and stay absolutely silent!

The door creaked open as two figures stepped into the room. The footsteps echoed off the walls of the pitch black room. The light switch flipped filling the room with light as everyone jumped from there hiding places and sprung into action.

"SURPRISE!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG *click click*

"Damn out of ammo." Riza Hawkeye scanned the room to see who exactly was behind the ambush. A very frightened group stood in front of her. "What is going on?!"

"Surprise... party..." Ed was pinned up against the wall, bullet holes surrounding him. Havoc and Furey cowered behind a desk chair. Al hid under the table shaking. Falman was currently anywhere but the office (he ran). Breda was cornered and Mustang stood in the center of the room smoke surrounding him.

"Happy... Birthday..." Everyone mumbled before fainting from shock.

Hawkeye facepalmed. (lol! ^^) "Don't any of these idiots know not to surprise and assassin? I hate surprises.

A/N: LOL! I laughed so hard when the idea popped into my head! Not the best idea since I was in class giggling like a moron. My teacher was not pleased. T.T But I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did writing it! It was just for fun, I was taking a break from all the serious writing! Tell me what you think!
~Sayonara~

Manga-neko signing out! :3