[Hermione and Draco are passing notes in class...
Hey.
Hi.
Is this class boring, or what?
No, it's not. It's actually quite interesting.
Come on, I'm not an idiot. Charms? Spare me.
Quit passing notes to me! Professor Flitwick is looking at us!
You're the one scowling at me!
I'm not scowling! I'm trying to pay attention!
Yeah. 'Trying'
Can't you go bother somebody else? He's lecturing on reducing objects to pieces!
A good 'Reducto' spell can do the trick.
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Hermione?
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Aw. Come on! You already know this crap. No need to study it.
Will you just leave me bloody alone?
No. I have to… tell you something.
Ooh, now you've sparked my interest. What is it?
Promise me that you won't laugh.
Why would I laugh?
Just promise me all right? I'm nervous that you might never talk to me again.
Why would I do that?
You might freak out.
I never freak out.
But what if you do?
I always keep a cool head at times, and I won't freak out.
All right.
Well?
Hold on. I've got to compose myself.
What do you need composing for?
I need to mentally prepare myself for the aftermath of my confession.
You're confessing something?
If you put it that way, yes.
Are you composed now?
Sort of. Class ends in half an hour, right?
Yes.
Ok, then. Don't run away after class, all right?
Why would I?
You know my reason.
Fine. I'm waiting. Do you know that I missed half of Flitwick's lecture because of your so-called 'Confession'?
You already know the whole freaking lecture.
That's true.
I'm ready.
You are?
Yes.
Go on, then.
Ok.
Well??
Hermione, I'm falling.
What? Where?? How?? Why??
It's a person.
Oh my god. You're gay?!
Get real. I'm heterosexual. I'm straight!
Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight: You are falling?
Yes
For a person?
More or less.
A girl?
Most likely.
Whom???
You.