The 11 Minute, 28 second fanfic
(A waste of time, space, weblinks, and basically completely stupid, making no sense, and having been written at 12:45 AM)
Vegeta was just training like normal in the gravitron when he decided he was hungry and should go eat. "I think I'll go eat." He said, and with a smirk, he left the room and closed the door, marching toward the kitchen. Apon getting there, he saw Bulma eating leftovers and reading the paper. "What are you reading?" He asked, figuring she was reading the stocks or something, and hoping she'd remembered to save the comics for him. She looked up at him, and raised an eyebrow. Do I know you? She asked frowning. What did I do? Why are you mad at me! STOP PERSECUTING ME! Vegeta screamed and ran from the kitchen in tears. Bulma shook her head. Strange little man….
Meanwhile, in the Son house-
Hello. Sailor Star told me it was my job to talk to you and tell you what's going on. So far, Vegeta went to get food, but it appears that his entire family has forgotten who he is thanks to a shift in the time-space continum that pulled a thread on the frequency of there minds and-
Thanks for giving away the whole Story Goku.
Your welcome. Can you untie me now? These ropes are giving me rubber burn.
Their ropes, how could you get rubber burn?
I dunno. It hurts.
No, I hate you. Stay there you stupid waste of ink and color.
Ok.
And now, back to the story-
Vegeta ran into his room and slammed the door, crying for his mommy. I wish that I'd never been born! He whined, and a little blue fairy came and said, Your wish is granted. Vegeta, being hungry, ate the fairy, and he turned into a great fat blueberry, and little brown men in white overalls started singing about what a bad boy he was and he needed to learn to listen, and they annoyed him, so he blew them up. The combination of Ki and the gas that the fairy was giving him caused him to explode, and he turned into little tiny baby Vegeta that pranced around, and they were all evil, and they had little pixie wings, and they went around destroying everything in site with their only intent to destroy capsule corp and to keep everyone from being happy by farting constantly grossing everyone out and making them so disgusted that they couldn't eat or sleep without throwing up which made everyone sad and dead because they couldn't eat and then Goku finally realized he had just imagined being tied up and he was lying in bed dreaming so he was now free to go fight the eveil Vegeta fairies…
You have just read chapter 1 of the 11 minute, 28 second fanfic. If you can write something stupider in less time, well then, congratulations, you have no life. I think I added too many comma's , but I don't care, so now I leave it to you guys to write chapter 2. Who knows, maybe you'll be able to write it in 11 minutes and 27 seconds. Juts remember, each chapter has to be written in less time than the one before it, so it helps to have a stopwatch like I do. If you write one, send it to me so I can post it up, and I'll take all the credit for it and leave you whining pathetically into your screen(kidding, you'll get full credit for it, and if you whine to your computer, you're more pathetic than I am). So send those fanfics everyone!
P.S Oh…damn…I forgot what I was gonna put in the P.S….oh well, when it comes to me I'll post it up…