Dart and Shana are sitting on the balcony of Indels Castle after their first meeting with King Albert himself, this is the part that you didn't see in the little conversation between them
Shana: Dart...
Dart: What? Can't you see I'm looking at the scenery you needy little bitch
Shana stares at Dart trivially then continues
Shana: Dart... Do you love me?
Dart stares at her with bewilderment
Dart: Well that's a complicated question... I mean, what is love anyway? I mean I don't want a commitment and you're a little too...you know, for me and I just...
Shana pulls her shirt down
Dart: GOOD LORD WOMAN! They're so perky and jigglynormous (jig-ily-norm-ous as in jiggly and enormous)
Shana: Do you love me now?
Dart: I love you so much!
Shana: Will you kill for me?
Dart: Only if the twins stay so perkylicious (perk-ee-lisch-ious as in perky and delicious)
Shana: Will you kill Lavitz for me?
Dart: Does Lavitz have such bustypherical (bust-ee-feer-ical as in busty and spherical) breasts?
Shana: Do you only love my boobs Dart?
Dart: That's hard to answer with you standing there, them just hanging out and threating to love me
Shana puts her shirt down
Shana: Do you love me with my shirt down?
Dart: Can't you see that I'm trying to look at the landscape bitch?
Shana rolls her eyes and lifts her shirt again
Dart: This is why I love you!
Shana: Kill Lavitz, soon...
Dart: Yes masters...
Later in Chapter 1, at the scene where Lavitz charges at Lloyd and gets killed (I laughed my ass off, and then cried) Shana flashes Dart briefly when the scene cuts away to Lavitz
Dart: Must obey the master...
Throws a fireball in Lavitz's direction
Lavitz: NOOO!!!
Shana whispers Act convincing
Dart: NOOO LAVITZ!!!
Lavitz As he's lying on the floor: You're a bastard Dart, a boob crazed bastard
Dart: If you were the main character wouldn't you do it too?
Lavitz: Were they bustypherical?
Dart: Yes
Lavitz: Jigglynormous?
Dart: Totally
Lavitz: Perkylicious?
Dart: So much so, they would make your eyes explode
Lavitz: I love you man! Ugh...
Dart walks back toward Shana
Dart: I want bed time, I want bed time, I want bed time!
Shana: Later!
Dart pauses and looks at her funny, then slaps her and walks towards the window
Shana: Dart do you only love me for my perfect body and sexy innocence?
Dart: Can't you see that I'm trying to look at the landscape bitch?
FIN
