Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the charactrs

Living this life wasn't as fun as many think, in truth, it was as horrible as being stuffed in a full garabage truck and then have it turned on. So lets just say being Harry Potter could be much better than it was. I would trade you for your life but then I'd feel bad, they call it my 'hero' complex.
I have plans Of course walking in on your godfather and his lover and then when they saw youstanding wide eyed at the door you ran like Vodemort was after you with scissors ready to chop your balls off.(and I didn't feel like being an enuch thank you.)
Well this is what happened.

"Harry! Come back we need to talk this out!" Remus...I don't really feel like talking about why my godfather had his head between your legs.
I turned a corner and then another in a trap shortcut. I watched as they walked bye looking nervous.
"Yeah uh right now is not good but uh thanks anyway..." Cause I have an aching hard-on and I just want to go take a really cold shower and maybe oblivate my mind. I whispered as they turned the corner adding the last part in my head.
I slammed the door to the dining room in grimmauld place open panting as I looked up to see the weasleys and Hermione staring at me. 'Perfect'

I very sexily (Or so I guess as everyone is staring at my lips...weird) "Sorry over heated. I was trying to get down here within five minutes from the top floor. This house really is to big..." I had walked tell I was on the other side of the room and sat down in a hurry so my hard-on was less noticeable. Charlie was on my left while Ginny was on my right. seemed to snap out of a trance as she sat a plate in front of me, which just reminded me why I had even gone looking for Remus and Sirius. This in turn reminded me of the image of Sirius giving Remus a blow-job and stroking his balls. 'Fuck not helping.' "It's alright sweetie" dear god this woman has got to get in her head that she is not my mother "We were just about to start supper. Anyway Just now I heard from Ron that you want to get a summer job is that right?"

Just as she was finishing the question Sirius walked in fully clothed with Remus walking behind him. Our eyes met but I looked away before he could say or do anything that could bring that delightful image both of them made back to me. "Yes but I have already found one I am to start tomorrow so I should be fine." I tried not to look as Sirius sat in front of me with Remus beside of him. Remus stared at me for a good thirty seconds before he started saying something, his voice purring slightly 'How have I never noticed that?' "Well what are you doing then?" Sirius tilted his head slightly as he put his elbow on the table putting his other hand somewhere in Remus' vicinity. 'Well my imagination was already going wild but thanks anyway Sirius.' I gulped slightly as I felt Remus' foot run slightly along my leg. Putting a mask on my face as fast as I could ignore the twitch in his eye as I took my foot away I answered hoping I was the only one who noticed the wild tone in it.

"It's actually only something small so it doesn't matter that much," I turned my head towards as I smiled a smile that I know for a fact did not reach my eyes. " This chicken is wonderful " "Oh uh Thank you dear" The whole time I was at supper eating I saw Sirius and Remus doing things...and then look at me with those EYES I don't think I am ever going to get out of there before someone notices that I keep rubbing myself against the chair on purpose.
Oh god I think he noticed. Damn Sirius and his need to show affection. I had to grimace as once again Remus leaned over towards me letting his loose shirt falling slightly over his shoulder. "Harry I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go out with Sirius and I tomorrow we plan on going to Diagon Alley and we kind of hoped that we could spend some time with you..." '...shit...I have to go to my job and I can't be late...' "Ah I can't I'm going out tomorrow with uh...someone..." I couldn't help but lie because if they found out what I was really doing Remus would never let me go and god Sirius would have a fit and beat me to death for even getting a job…