thanks to my friend amalia for helping me develop the idea for this weird story. it was pretty late when the idea came to us so it probably seemed funnier at the time than it really is. anyway, enjoy.
The Truth Behind the Polyjuice
Chapter 1
Hermione Granger stood, waiting anxiously in the extremely clean kitchen of the Dursley's at number 4 Privet Drive. She was surrounded by people. Members of the Order of the Phoenix were present, as well as many of her close friends, including Ronald Weasley, who she was so much in love with. And Harry Potter, someone she would soon look exactly alike.
Mad-Eye moody was preparing the Polyjuice potion, Hermione became nervous. She would soon have the appearance of the most wanted boy on earth, would she be the one the Death eaters took to Voldemort? But that didn't matter, she was here to protect Harry.
When Mad-Eye handed everyone their potion, they all drank in unison.
Hermione felt her skin stretching and shrinking, her hair was shooting backwards into her skull. Her fingernails were shrinking and she was losing height. Her breasts were also shrinking; it felt strange to be flat-chested again.
But then something strange happened, something she certainly hadn't prepared for.
She felt a strange sensation between her legs, something was growing there. She gasped in shock, but quickly covered the sound by saying "Harry, your eyesight really is awful."
Ron glanced at her sheepishly; perhaps he had noticed the change as well. Did his shrink or grow? Hermione wondered guiltily.
She glanced over at the Fleur-Harry, who appeared to have not thought this through properly either and seemed to be uncomfortable with her change in gender.
Hermione however didn't really mind. She found herself actually enjoying the new part of her body.
She held up the flask that she drank the Polyjuice potion from, it was still half full. A sudden idea occurred to her and she carefully hid the flask inside her bag.
When Hermione and Kingsley Shacklebolt reached the Burrow after the long and dangerous flight Hermione felt the Polyjuice potion begin to wear off. She also began to feel slightly disappointed as her hair and breasts began to re-grow and Harry's penis shrank and disappeared.
She spotted Harry and hugged him tightly, missing how it felt to have his body.
Later that night, Hermione slipped away from the mourners of Mad-Eye Moody as she had more important and exciting things on her mind.
She rummaged through her bag to make sure the flask containing Harry's Polyjuice potion was still tucked away safely.
She smiled to herself at the sight of the bright gold liquid, perhaps she would treat herself to a little Harry before they left to find the Horcruxes.
She was simply interested in the male body, that's all.