AU: This isn't scary. just suprises. And me and my friend worked together to make it funny and awesome! HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL! And btw, the curse words are censored. Just to make it all safe.
Fiyeraba, Gloq.
Fiyero: (records himself on video camera and puts it up right to his face) YO! What's up, this is Fiyero Tiggular. Most of you may know me as the prince of the vinkus, and the hottest hunk in tight white pants! Anyways, I can't wait to share my aweome-
Boq: (Shows up on the camera) Dude, what in Oz's name are you doing to my camera?
Fiyero: Sorry man. (turns off the camera) I was making a documentary about the fun I have here at Shiz It's for a school project. (turns the camera back on) ok, the first person I want you to meet is my awesome roommate and best friend Boq!
Boq: (waves shyly) Hello.
Fiyero: And my other friend Avaric who's a (bleep) is not here yet. Tonight's a Friday night, and he always comes over on a movie night. And tonight he's not here. I don't know why.
Boq: He's at a party with Shenshen, and Milla.
Fiyero: Oh. I thought that was hours ago.
Boq: But he left movies out for us to watch.
Fiyero: Ok, let's see, (bleepers) and Aliens in Munchkinland, Lions and Tigers and Bears, or the Ozian zombie attack.
Boq: I don't know
2 hours later...
Fiyero: (turns the camera back on) ok, it's like about 11 pm, and we just watched the Ozian zombie attack. And it's stupid.
Boq: Yeah. Freaky.
Fiyero: Ok. So I think we're gonna go to bed. And still, Avaric is not here. Guess he's not coming. So...I'll be back.
(Static)
Fiyero: (puts cam to his face) Ok, it's dark, and it's uh...12:45 am. And i'm still freaked out from the movie earlier.
Boq: Dude. Turn that Oz dang thing off! I have to go to sleep. You should too.
Fiyero: Boq?
Boq: What?
Fiyero: Do you think there's a zombie in Oz.
Boq: No man. They just made a stupid movie.
Fiyero: Well, what if it came true?
Boq: Then in that case, I got a bat, a gun, and an ax.
Fiyero: Where did you get those things?
Boq: The ax is my life. I use it to chop down trees. And a bat is for robberies in our dorm. And I never used a gun, because I'm not even 20 yet.
Fiyero: I know how to use the gun. I hunt with it back at home.
Boq: Allright. Now stop worrying and get back to sleep.
Fiyero: Fine.
(Static)
Fiyero: (back on the camera) ok. So it's precisely nearly 1:30 am. And I'm hearing things. It sounds like moaning and a toilet flushing about every 5 minutes. I'm so sure that Boq is there.
Boq: Dude. I'm trying to sleep!
Fiyero: Oh. Do you hear something?
Boq: No. But I hear myself dreaming of making out with Ms. Galinda.
Fiyero: Dude! I mean it. I-
(Toilet flushes)
Boq: Was that the toilet?
Fiyero: Yes...
Boq: Maybe something got clogged in.
Fiyero: I didn't use the bathroom.
Boq: I didn't either. So I didn't, and you didn't...Then who?
(Suspence music)
Boq: And what was that?
Fiyero: I don't know.
Boq: It sounds like it's from the movie.
Fiyero: Look. All movies have that. It has mysteries on the "who did its" and all that.
Boq: OK. Fine, we'll find out what's in there.
(Static)
Fiyero: Alright. It's been 5 minutes later, and the noise is still there. But Boq has a bat.
Boq: ok. (picks up the bat, opens the door and walks in) ... (screams and runs out)
Fiyero: Boq? What's the matter with you? (walks in the bathroom and sees an arm coming out of the toilet, and it takes the handle and spins while the toilet flushes) MOTHERF(BEEP)
(static)
TBC
AU: I'm going to add a little more in the story later. More humor and more scaring later! Please review!