Title: Found it!
Author: Sist3r Spo0ky
Rating: T
Summary: RLNT. Sirius and Ginny catch them at something in the cupboard.
Authors Note: This is just a stupid little fic I found I wrote a long time ago, and thought I'd post it. Does anyone want to BETA it? It's awful. I know.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter etc. etc.
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Ginny crept along the hallway, she didn't want to wake Sirius' mom. She was surprised his mom hadn't already started yelling as she had heard voices in the broom cupboard under the stairs as soon as she entered the front hallway.
"No this is not the time -- or the place Nympha-" She heard a male voice whispering.
"It's Tonks." Ginny would have recognised Tonks loud, and indignant whisper even if she hadn't mentioned her name.
Ginny wondered briefly why Tonks was talking in a broom cupboard, but another thought quickly took over. Who? Who was she in the cupboard with her? The voices had stopped and she heard a thump and a quiet yelp of surprise. Ginny's eyes widened and she suddenly felt like she was spying, she turned on her heel, and walked straight into a big black dog.
"Snuffles!" She said in a stage whisper. "How'd you sneak up on-" Snuffles turned into Sirius who put his hand over her mouth.
"Quiet I have an idea..." Sirius said a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. He pulled out his wand, and magicked a funny looking contraption, and held it out to Ginny. Quickly, he showed her how to work it…
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Sirius sidled up to the cupboard and opened it leaping aside just in time. A ruffled looking wizard and the pixie-like witch stumbled from the cupboard with a thud. Sirius looked at Ginny who scrunched up her nose in disgust.
"Gross!" She exclaimed, covering her eyes with one hand, while holding the muggle video-camera shakily with her other hand.
"How do you know you have that pointed at them with your eyes covered?" Sirius demanded yanking the camera off her and putting it straight in front of Tonks, the look on her face was priceless.
"Huh?" Tonks said. And blushed furiously… She was standing in front of her cousin and Ginny with only her bra on. She snatched her weird sister tee shirt from the broom cupboard and slipped it over her head. Remus was still clothed, though his shirt was almost... completely unbuttoned. He began doing them up and smoothing his hair. He was even redder than Tonks.
"I guess we found the um-broom then..." Remus said gesturing to the broom that had fallen out of the cupboard with himself and Tonks.
"Er yeah... well we can go - sweep now - that we've found the broom..." Tonks smacked her head comically at the stupid comment. "Sweep now?" She muttered angrily to herself.
"Why was the broom cupboard door closed?" Sirius asked smirking.
"Well you see - that's the funny thing..." Tonks said forcing a laugh. "It slammed after us and we couldn't open it from the inside..." She wanted to smack herself in the head again. Why didn't she just shut up already?
Sirius laughed. "And your clothes kind of, fell off... and you didn't have your wands, so you couldn't open the door using magic then?" Sirius asked rhetorically.
The End