Hey, it's Caitlyn here, I was told to keep a diary so I could clear my head of all the 'angry thoughts' so I don't 'Turn to violence'. This is insane. Me. Keeping a Diary. Me. Caitlyn Gellar. Insanity!

This is actually my second diary, the first one was confiscated. I thought I used it well; I definitely used it to take out my 'angry thoughts'. After Shane got that huge bump on his head they thought it be better if I had a paperback diary. This one sucks.

June 6th

5:17pm

Who am I even talking to?

Oh well, should I care? No. Do I care? … Oh, I can't be bothered.

June 8th

6:30pm

Mitchie and Shane are soooooo annoying. First they're arguing. Then they're making out. Then they're arguing, and then they're making googly eyes at each other. Then they're arguing again, then they're making out and now they are yelling at me. I guess they found out where the flying bread roll came from. What a shot!

Ugh, now they're saying disgustingly gooey things to each other. I need to get out of here before they… EW!

6:36pm

Okay, I'm sitting under the tree behind the mess hall. No one ever comes here. It's my place to come and think, or just to get away from everyone. The only person who knows about this place is Jason. He was taking a walk when he found me asleep here. He picked me up and took me back to my cabin. So sweet! He didn't even ask why I was here in the first place. Such a gentleman. I told him anyway.

Jason is my best friend here at camp. He was the first person I met as he always loved it when someone new arrived at camp. He is a couple of years older than me so he started here two summers before I did. I've known him since before he was famous. He… hasn't changed. But that's totally a good thing.

June 9th

12:05pm

Mitchie has been trying to set me up with Nate. I know it. She always has that evil smile on her face whenever I mention him.

We. Are. Just. Friends.

I have said that 142 times and counting. She just does not take no for an answer, that girl.

June 12th

2:00pm

Damn that Mitchie Torres. If she didn't do so much for me, like the time she covered for me when I was supposed to teach dance class because I had cramps, or the time she helped me babysit my mental five year old cousin or the time that she… well you get the picture. If I didn't owe her so much I would've done it by now. 'It' being my amazing prank on Shane Gray. He strung my clothes all over camp, my underwear too! Mitchie doesn't like him much at the moment, but she won't let me get back at him!

List of five things that I, Caitlyn Gellar, am NOT allowed to do to Shane Gray

Write a note from his 'manager' saying that he got kicked out of the band and watch him run around screaming like an idiot

Fill his designer shampoo bottles with hair removal cream

Post a video of him sleeping with his stuffed animals on Youtube

Put poison ivy in his clothes, his underwear, his burger etc.

Turn off his microphone during a concert and play a clip of my three year old cousin singing the alphabet song (however funny me, Jason, Nate and nearly everyone else at camp may find it)

I have more but I am not putting them because some day I will do them no matter what Mitchie says.

Mwahahahaha!

2:15pm

I give Mitchie about three hours maximum before she goes to find Shane and tries to get him to apologize to me. That will ultimately get them back to being gross again. I can't believe that Shane is actually related to Nate. I mean, it's insane!

Nate…

Oh the hell, what am I doing? I'm turning into Mitchie! And yes, I did read her diary. But only once. I got bored after I saw the fourth page covered in hearts saying 'Shane Gray'. Ugh.

June 13th

1:21am

Can't. Sleep. Too. Much. Caffeine. I really should've listened to Mitchie when she said I'd be awake all night if I drank that Lucozade before I went to bed.

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