Authoress' Notes:

I honestly have no clue. I guess I was just like, What would make a horny Akabane-sama suffer without sending the rating through the roof? And, well… this is what happened!

…despite that rather creepy intro, this is actually more "cute" than "pervy".

Apologies to anyone whom I permanently scar!

DISCLAIMER: I DUN OWN ANYTHING!

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Happy Thoughts

They always say there's that one thing you have in common. That one bond that ties a relationship together.

SO WHAT THE HELL DO WE HAVE IN COMMON? Other than a total lack of self-respect, I mean.

Akabane was, for lack of a better term, ticked off. No, he thought, make that FUCKING PISSED OFF!

Remember, he said to himself, that you're getting a date here. That's it. Think positive. Happy thoughts.

"Ginji-kun," he called out. "Aren't you done yet?"

"What? Of course not! I only just got out of the shower two minutes ago. Geez! Keep your pants on!"

Akabane mulled over that one. An interesting choice of words, he thought. The two mental images, of that shower and of Ginji's admonishment, kept him content for the next twenty minutes or so, but soon, even perversion wasn't enough to keep him happy. He was bored.

"Ginji-kun, done yet?"

"Oh my gosh! I told you that this would take a while! Like I said- keep your pants on! I'm hurrying!"

Akabane smiled to himself. The unintentional innuendo certainly did help to compensate for this… this insult! But even so…

"Ginji-kun!" he almost whined.

"HOLD ON! I just need to put on my makeup!"

Akabane fumed. Think about the date. This is a date. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.

Ginji (Finally! he thought) came out of his room, grinning. "Ready?" he asked, smiling in innocent joy.

Akabane gritted his teeth. "Yes," he muttered sulkily.

And with that, the owl and the pussycat set out trick-or-treating, the pussycat just barely keeping his "claws" sheathed.

I'd BETTER get a kiss out of this at the VERY least, the pussycat thought. Then he grinned. Happy thoughts indeed…

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Ok, just for the record… with that bit about the mental images keeping him happy- NOT THAT WAY! I'm not that pervy! (I mean… I'm pervy enough to imagine it being taken that way… just… not pervy enough to write it that way and… yeah!)

Anyways, please review!