Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine.

APOV

I sighed as I leant back into my Jazz's arms. Sighing. That was something the whole family had been doing ever since we had left Bella. Bella, my poor, poor human sister who fell in love with my good-for-nothing brother, even when he left her in the woods she still loves him. Sometimes, I hate being psychic.

VISION BEGINS

Edward is running home with Tanya in tow. Irina and Kate had already finished and returned home.

"Eddie." The bitch's voice whined, "Slow down, you're going too fast."

Edward slowed to match the slut's pace, "Better, dear?"

She threw herself on him wrapping her arms around his neck, "Thank you so much, darling!!!!"

END VISION

I almost puked. That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen in my life!!!!

"Ali, baby? What did you see?"

"They are coming back. They'll arrive in two minutes." I answered my sweet Jasper.

Rose came down and sat next to me, "Are you ready?"

Kate and Irina soon joined us grinning like maniacs.

"Aaaaannnd… GO!!!!" I gave the mark for us to begin hurling abuse in our minds to Edward and Tanya.

EPOV

As Tanya and I neared the house, I could hear everyone's thoughts.

Carlisle should be back soon. I wonder if he has an idea for Carmen's anniversary present. ~Eleazer

I wonder what Bel… Maybe Eddie will play Guitar Hero with me. ~ Emmett

I winced knowing who Emmett had been thinking about before he cut himself off.

Alice seems so sad since we left. I wonder how to cheer her up? ~Jasper

Maybe Alice will help me pick out something for Eleazer, if she helps he's sure to love it. ~Carmen

Oh, I'm so happy that Edward's back!!! Emmett felt so badly for yelling at him to leave. ~Esme

I managed a weak grin at Esme's thoughts; she was always the motherly one. Now I moved on to the more vile thoughts. My sisters and cousins thoughts were always the cruelest towards me and Tanya.

That little whore, vermin, flea-bitten piece of trash is so slutty that she wouldn't know elegance if it slapped her in that plastic face of hers and shoved dog shit down her fake boobs. ~Rosalie

I can't believe I'm related to them, the unfaithful pair of fakes. Oh wait, I'm not related to her!! We voted her out of the sisterhood coven the moment Edward shoved his tongue down the whore's throat. ~ Kate

I don't think Edward actually loved that Bernice girl; she really was just a distraction to him to wait until he thought she was useless, to trample her heart and ensure it would never mend. ~ Irina

I stifled a growl at Irina's thoughts she knew nothing about me and Bella!!! NOTHING!!! I knew, however, that she really remembered Bella's name. She was just hoping to get a rise out of me. It was a game all of the younger females played, who can hurt Edward the most. Or who can call Tanya the worst names and still get away with it. Alice's thought were horrible though, she definitely won this round.

MEMORY OF A VISION

Bella was laughing at something Newton had said and the boy was beaming at her. They were in a fancy restaurant and Bella looked gorgeous as usual in a simple blue dress.

ANOTHER ONE

Bella and Jake walking hand in hand down the beach in La Push as the sun sets. The light hits Bella perfectly surrounding her with a rosy light. The boy beside her looks at her with so much love, awe and adoration in his eyes as he cupped her face and drew nearer and nearer then….

"Enough!!!" I roared sounding almost like the monster I was, "You know, Mary-Alice, I'm starting to understand why your birth parents left you in the asylum. It's because you're such a freak!!!" Everyone froze and I realized too late that I had gone much too far.

Alice ran through the back door dry-sobbing as she went, Jasper rose and I flinched involuntarily but he said nothing simply flashing to the door, before pausing to think, 'You and I will discuss this later, Cullen' in his mind he spat Cullen as though he thought the word would give him a disease.

Everyone waited in a stunned silence until Rosalie walked up to Tanya and slapped her across the face and screamed, "You're tearing my family apart, bitch!!!" she stalked upstairs Kate, Irina, and Emmett following.

Great, now we have to clean this mess up.

"Tanya, listen." Eleazer began.

"No, you listen!! It's always my or Edward's fault, never those bitches. What about the stuff they say, huh? Why is it always our fucking fault?" Tanya ranted.

Eleazer's thoughts grew angrier and angrier every time she spoke, so I tried to calm her down. "Sh. Tanya, let him speak please, ok? I know you're angry but please stop."

"But Eddieeeee." She whined.

God, I hated the name Eddie. Maybe I should track down and kill the person who invented the name. But they might be dead, so I'll kill their descendents. Either way they shall pay!!!! I was shaken from my thoughts (literally) by Tanya.

"Edward!!! Are you listening? Can you believe they said we can't have sex for a year?" Tanya growled angrily.

I froze. Sex? Sex. They actually thought that Tanya and I were having sex. "Ummm, Tanya?"

"Yes, baby?"

"We aren't having sex so why did they ban us?" I was getting nervous; did my family think I wasn't a virgin anymore?

Tanya laughed, a high-pitched squeal, "Silly, Eddie. They banned us so we couldn't do what we were planning to after we were done hunting. Alice said she saw us having sex when we got back so they banned us."

People say payback is a bitch; but they've obviously never been on Alice's bad side, it's much, much worse.

I'll never live this down, curse you Alice, curse you.

AN: So next chapter is when Maria comes in and Alice leaves to find Bella. Yay!! Bella comes back!! Anyway, please review to tell me what you think. I'll update much faster if I think people are reading this.