There's a pumpkin in the trunk
There's a pumpkin in the trunk
and it's starting to turn brown
To be quiet frank with you
It's starting to get me down
You wanted to make a pumpkin pie
and maybe a little stew
whatever you do decide
I wish you'd do it soon
There's a pumpkin in the trunk
please throw it out the door
But no such luck, you said
"I think I need some more!"
One pumpkin wasn't enough
so I drove you to the store
We pulled up outside
and you went in the door
So now's there's two pumkins in the trunk
Both starting to turn brown
and you know what?
they're doubly getting me down
You treat me like a garbage can
I'm covered all in trash
all you have to do for me
is spend a little cash
I've been vomited on, covered in grime
I'm battered, bruised and sore
The pumpkin juice is leaking and it's
going on the floor
So why don't you phone Starsky
he'd appreciate the call
then you can make your pumpkin pie
and he could eat it all!
No more pumpkins in the trunk
no more juice on the floor
and if you try, I swear I will
Throw you out the door!