DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kyo Kara Maoh, and I won't in a million years. I simply wish to borrow the characters for my own enjoyment and I am getting absolutely no profit for this piece of writing.

A/N: Well, Wolfram is my favourite character so I had written a letter to him and then I thought that I would like to share my thoughts with you. Hope you enjoy it!

Wolfram von Bielefeld walked over to his desk on which a bunch of letters were piled up, most of them were actually fan mail…

'Honestly, having to go through this tiring procedure every single day is so irritating.'

He pulled up the chair and picked up the letter on top of the pile, examining it, he realized that there was no address stated. Shrugging it off as the incompetence of his admirers, he began reading,

"Dearest Wolfram,

I know that you're a fictional character in an anime called Kyo Kara Maoh but I also know that you really exist somewhere out there, so I'm going to write a letter to you telling you everything I want you to know.

First of all, I LOVE you!!!! You are a cute, loving, beautiful, kind, sweet, tender, adorable, childish (in a good way), caring, lovable, talented, squeal-worthy darling!!! Any person would be lucky to have you, and by any person, it'll obviously mean Yuuri, he may be kinda (read: extremely) thick but even he can't resist you, for sure.

Secondly, I'm sorry for making you an angsty, heart-broken bishounen but really, I promise, all my dreams about you will have a happy ending…but you're just too irresistible when you're suffering from unrequited love, which in reality is only unrealized love on Yuuri's part, so don't worry a single bit.

Third, I love you a lot and I think you're absolutely wonderful, even in your nightgowns, which aren't so bad but are just…pink.

Fourth, just because I said 'I love you' doesn't mean I want to be paired up with you. I just admire, respect, adore and like you a lot. You and Yuuri are my OTP in Kyo Kara Maoh. Honestly, I'm just a rabid BL fangirl; I can't be paired up with anyone. I just like to see you paired up with Yuuri, any other pairing of you or Yuuri is simply unacceptable.

Fifth, I hate how some stupid fans completely disregard and neglect you and ship Yuuri with other people…it's utterly inexcusable. I think (and a lot more agree with me) that you and Yuuri are meant for each other, so don't give up hope, although a little angst and misunderstanding won't hurt…he he.

Sixth, you should really believe in yourself. There is nothing wrong with you; you're perfection personified so don't you dare even think you are inferior to anyone, even Conrart (who I like but still not as much as you) or Gwendal and especially Saralegui (who seriously gets on my nerves).

Lastly, I would be thrilled to meet you and would love to get to know you more but it's just a thing that can only be possible in a dream. So, wishing you and Yuuri a happy life together, bye.

With Love

Your #1 Fan

Wolfram looked at the letter in shock, all he could think was,

'What the HELL??????'

A/N: I may continue this if people want me to. And I may also post something similar for another anime and turn it into a series. Please share your thoughts and opinions in a review, thank you.