(This Fic lived for five years here on and suddenly got kicked off. I'm not sure why, and I didn't even get a chance to defend myself! I had 30 reviews before – think I'll get that much again?)

Title: One Thing Led To Another (1/5)

Author: Lady Shinimegami

Pairings: Well let's see if I can list them all off. Tasuki/Nuriko (but that's only from the drunken frenzy), Tasuki/Kouji, Chichiri/Tasuki, Nuriko/Hotohori and I suppose it could go without mentioning, but Tamahome/Miaka (although I try to avoid them and their fish love…)

Warnings: Foul language (but of course, this is me after all), violence, TWT (Timeline? What Timeline?), I only hint at lemon.

Disclaimers: Sigh Ok, I admit it; I don't technically own Tasuki… or the rest of these "people".

Summary: After a nice little drunken frenzy, Tasuki wakes up to find the most startling surprise lying next to him.

One Thing Led To Another

Tasuki slowly came back to consciousness with a throbbing pain in his head. Obviously, he had a headache. He really didn't want to open his eyes, because that would mean that there would be light, and light meant more pain for his head.

"Guess I drank too much last night," he thought bitterly to himself and the rolled over, well no, he tried to roll over. At that moment he noticed that he was holding something or someone in his arms.

Tasuki quickly opened one eye, ignoring the pain of the sun, and saw purple hair in front of his face.

"Nu… Nuriko!" Tasuki fell out of the bed and looked around. He was in Nuriko's room. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON!"

"Ah?" Nuriko turned his head and saw the very naked Tasuki sitting on the floor. "You're awake?"

"OF COURSE I'M AWAKE! NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON!" Tasuki looked around and couldn't find his clothing, "AND WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!"

"Well…" Nuriko looked around in his head for the right words. He wasn't too sure himself, all he knew was that him and Tasuki were drinking; Tasuki had way more than him. He could vaguely remember going back to his room with Tasuki… "I guess one thing led to another and-"

"You've been sleeping for twelve hours, no da! It's time to wake up Nuriko-Kun!" The cheery voice of Chichiri could be heard from outside Nuriko's door. Suddenly the door opened and Chichiri's smiling face could be seen. "And have you seen Tasuki?"

Chichiri looked at Nuriko in the bed, and then Tasuki in the floor. Then he looked back at Nuriko, and back at Tasuki on the floor. He wasn't too sure what to say.

Tasuki screamed and ran back under the covers of the bed.

"Ne?" Nuriko said to him.

Another scream was heard, Tasuki jumped from the bed and grabbed the first piece of clothing he could find, which just so happened to be, one of Nuriko's kimonos. Five seconds later Tasuki was out of the room and running as fast as he could down the hall.

"What was that Nuriko-Kun, no da?"

"I'm not too sure…" Nuriko answered, not knowing whether to laugh or just looked confused.

(This is short for good reason, I wrote it a while ago and after I had finished this, I didn't know what to write, I knew what I wanted to do but couldn't articulate words. So I stopped writing, months later I found it and decided to post it. I will try and write the rest later, but right now I'm pre-occupied with other Fics. Please tell me what you think of this little chapter, and yes, what did happen to his clothes?)

Edit: The maid took them wink. Well, well, well. It has been… Whoa, five years since I wrote this. A lot of things bother me about this story, most of it is on the technical plain. My grammar was atrocious when I wrote this! Ack! Even after going over it I still can't seem to fix it. Now, why am I editing this? Because I have no plans whatsoever of finishing this story. Ever. So I figured it'd be nice if I cleaned it up a little. I also decided to cut and paste here and there in order to complete this story without actually writing anything more, so when this fic abruptly ends in chapter 5, I'm sorry. I'm also gonna post the original chapter 5, the one that set up the second story line that will never be... Well! With that in mind, have fun with my little tromp through the insane!