Ch 1: three new additions to the DWMA. Andre D. Inferno the keyblade meister?
Andre was having a bad day first he gets separated from the love of his life and had to leave her with Cid and everybody else on the Fahrenheit while he went on the maiden voyage of the smaller Fahrenheit MkII while their world was overrun with heartless and said ship was now crashing on an unknown world hell they were all unknown to him'Well let's see if this is one of the worlds my old man is infamous on because of a certain demonic heartless' he heard a chuckle from his technical demonic brother Asura 'Now I have no idea what you're talking about and I suggest you eject because we're about to crash' Andre then pushing the eject button "Here's hoping for a soft landing." crossing his fingers but to no avail for the eject was just a spring powered seat and the front window opening as he flew he really wanted to sock Cid when they met back up.
Somewhere in the desert out side Death city
"Soul for the last time there is no proof of there actually being aliens in outer space." Said a very annoyed blond by the name of Maka Albarn arguing with her partner Soul Eater Evans while they were driving back home but as she said this it seems fate wanted to prove her wrong as Andre came falling with Forevermore and his newly inherited keyblade Divinity in front of them cursing in Al Bhed "Vilg,cred, tysh ed, lulgpedehk vilg (Fuck, shit, damn it, cockbiting fuck)!" he slid making a crater and a huge dust cloud as the Fahrenheit MkII crashed practically a few feet behind them and Soul stopped his motorcycle having a smug look on his face while Maka just face palmed grabbing a book from her school bag being the bookworm and straight A student she was she always had a hard cover book with her even when she doesn't have her bag with her "Soul if you say anything-" too late he was already going off about his proof but before she could give her trade marked 'Makachop' there was a louder conversation going on that interested her.
In the crater
"Son of a bitch that hurt" Andre said checking to see if his keyblades were by him first checking on Forevermore but he then saw his demonic brother Asura wearing the polar opposite color but same outfit in blue and white, ebony black hair and golden yellow eyes rubbing his head he then said casually "Tell me about it bro." Andre then thought this was the right time to freak the fuck out "ASURA? What are you doing out of my body and where's Forevermore?" Asura then looked at Andre and blinked for a bit Putting two and two together it was then his turn to freak out "What the fuck?! Wait I think I have an idea remember I told you Forevermore was my physical manifestation?" Andre nodded "What if we're on a world where weapons are people?" Andre then got three questions "So you can change back into forevermore?" Asura then did so by jumping up spin and with a flash of light and there was Forevermore as beautiful and deadly as ever planted in the sand and Asura then changed back Andre asked his final questions "Now that that's settled where's Divinity and what form would it take?" they then heard a feminine voice behind them "Hey boys over here." When Andre turned around he thought he saw a ghost because the girl behind them was a sixteen year old girl with brunette hair, ruby red eyes like Andre and beautiful black and silver clothes, Andre stammered tears threatening to come out "Mo-Mom?" and Asura stammered something similar in disbelief "Cass that you? Damn you look better than I remember you." She then shook her head sadly "Sorry to disappoint Andre but I'm not Cassandra but I am hers and your keyblade." Andre with a very sad look on his face forcing back tears said the girl's name "Divinity." She nodded her head "You can Just call me Div, Andre." Asura then looked at him a bit worriedly "Hey bro you gonna be okay." Andre nodded his head with some tears that broke through trying not to yell at some god to stop fucking with him when it came to his biological family, he then wiped away the tears "Yeah I'm fine now let's find a way to get out of here." they then heard a another girl's and a guy's voice with her "Hey you guys okay?" the guy not thinking it's good idea "Maka what are doing could be a trap" Andre just had to comment "oh yeah three people stuck in a crater leaving you the high ground is a total trap" this shut the guy up "Anyway we Could use some help out of here as you can see our ship crashed." the girl responded "Sure just a sec" the dust cloud then started to thin for Andre to see the people that were there to help all he could make out a blond with emerald green eyes in what looked like a school uniform with a black trenchcoat, she then got down on her knees and reached down to offer help up "Okay go ahead but it'll have to be one at a time." Andre motioned for Div to go first she did and was hoisted up and then heard a whistling from the guy again and before he could say anything else heard a loud thump followed by the girl saying "Makachop!" she then proceeded to help up Asura and finally Andre "Thank you" he then got a good look at the guy who had white hair, red eyes a shark toothed smile and was wearing a head band with something to the left saying soul and to the righgt eat. he also wore a black jacket with yellow sleeves and red jeans. "Maka I told you it's more effective when you warn first." Maka smiled at her partner "But I did give you a warning Soul you remember when he crashed in front of us by the way why did you fall out of the sky with that wreck following behind you?" Andre looked at her weirdly "What wreck?" She used her thumb to point out the wreckage of the Fahrenheit MkII, it was fairly intact but it was a mess all the same. "Man listen its not that I don't want to tell you but I don't want to tell this twice since I feel like I'm going to see your boss who I'm guessing is in that city right over there." He said pointing toward Death City which was half a mile away. Maka's partner then nudged her in the arm getting her attention "See Maka told you there were aliens and he's basically saying 'Take me to your leader' and he was talking that weird language also why does this guy have the same eyes and hair color as me this is so not cool." Andre sighed "First of all dude I'm human just because I'm from another world doesn't mean I'm not the same species, second of all the language is called Al Bhed if you want to learn it there's this primer on the language right here." he then took out and Al Bhed primer basically an English to Al Bhed dictionary it's big, thick, and hard cover and Maka took it out of his hand since he was offering it and started read looking for the words he said when he fell she found the easily and looked at Andre questionily "You have a mouth on you." Andre scratched the back of his head "Anyway let me introduce myself I'm Andre, this is Asura, and the beautiful one to my right is Div." Div didn't take any compliment to this since he was calling the image of his mother beautiful but decided to play along "Remember Andre you already have a girlfriend." Andre nodded "Anyway what are your names?" Maka raised her eyebrow a bit "Don't you have surnames? Like I'm Maka Albarn and this is my weapon partner Soul Eater Evans." Soul then groaned at the use of his full name while Andre thought about it he turned to Asura and whispered to him "Asura did my dad have a surname or did he just use the 'of the inferno' title?" Asura shook his head "Actually the people of Radiant Garden just used it as a different version his full name Dante De Inferno." Andre shrugged in agreement "Okay why don't we use that as all our surnames." Div now getting in on the conversation "I get for you two but why me?" Asura looked at her "Because Cass took it as her surname when she married Dante only makes sense since you're her keyblade and by inheritance Andre's." Div nodded in agreement they all turned to Maka and Soul "Okay our surname is Inferno. And you can call these two my weapon partners. Now as cliché as it sounds take us to your leader."
In the Death room a half hour later
Lord Death seeing them coming through his mirror he then called for his Death Scythe "Spirit" He then walked up to the reaper's side "Yes Lord Death?" "Your daughter is coming here with three new guests and one of them is the son of an old friend of yours, please allow them entrance I believe these three will be joining the academy." Spirit raised an eyebrow and thought 'an old friend's son?' he shrugged it off "Yes lord Death" Spirit then walked away to let the visitors into the Deathroom.
Outside the Deathroom
"So let me get this straight your boss is the Grim Reaper and you make strong weapons for him which he uses in times of emergencies doesn't that get a bit intimidating?" Maka giggled "Well it would if he didn't act so goofy the only time he is intimidating when he uses his reaper chop." the door to the Death room opened and Spirit poked his head "Hey Maka honey how is daddy's little girl" Maka suddenly got cold and mean "Like I'd call you my father." he dropped his head at this and saw Andre "Hey octopus head what's with the new outfit?" Andre frowned "Nice to meet you to name's Andre Inferno and who you calling octopus head?" Spirit then raised his hand in defense as he saw Soul behind them talking with a black haired boy and a red eyed girl "Sorry I mistook you for soul eater, wait did you say Inferno?" Andre surprised by this question not actually expecting that his parents to have come here in the past. "Um yeah did you know one of my parents?" The death Scythe nodded at his question "I knew your father Dante next to Stein and Kami he was one of the best Meisters in the DWMA, actually besides the eyes your his spitting image but I digress come on time to talk with lord Death." They all walked on into the death room the hallway full of giant guillotines Andre then saw the reaper in front of them with a man as old as the Death Scythe with gray hair stitches all over his body and lab coat and a giant screw in his head he whispered to Maka "I'm going out on a limb here and saying that's Stein." Maka nodded "So since this is a meet all of my old man's classmates where's this Kami guy from his name I'm guessing he's an egotistical ass who thinks he's god because of his name?" Maka felt very awkward on that comment "Actually Kami is my Mama, and she's busy traveling." Andre then face palmed and uttered "Open mouth insert giant foot, sorry." Makka just smiled while Death Scythe just said over his shoulder threateningly with a black Scythe blade near his neck "You better because if you say one more thing about Kami I will kill you myself." Maka glared at him "Why couldn't you had been more like that before you guys got divorced?" Andre felt very scared and awkward while he was between these two and rushed forward to the platform where Death and Stein were waiting where he then cranked the screw till he heard a click and stopped and commented on Andre "So this is Dante's little boy? Impressively built for his age can't wait to see what he can do in tomorrows class it would be quite interesting to dissect a keyblade Meister." this made a shiver run down Andre's spine "Uh Mr. Reaper sir he's not serious is he?" Lord Death shook his mask(?) "No he only dissects animals and please address me as 'Lord Death' or 'Shinigami-sama' and your probably going to be meeting some conflict since you're the first keyblade meister since your father." Andre shrugged "No offense Lord Death I'm used to facing conflict and what are the rules of meisters that dual wield since I'll be fighting with both Div and Asura" he gestured to them and Lord Death Reaper chopped Asura he was quickly face down on the floor as he got up... well lets just say he was pissed "What the hell?" the reaper the apologized "Sorry but your namesake is infamous here you see the original kishin was named Asura also you see the DWMA was founded to stop kishin who eat human souls from being created." Andre then was confused "But what about Heartless and their hunger for hearts Lord Death?" this made Maka and soul give questioning looks "Heartless?" The reaper then gave a long winded explanation of how the terms Kishin eggs and Heartless were interchangeable in this world "Now that we have that out of the way the rules of dual wielders like you and Kiddo is that you have to collect 198 kishin eggs and 2 witch souls other than that it's pretty much the same as the rules for single weapon wielders like Maka now since you just arrived here it'll be bout a week till we have living arrangements for you so Maka do you mind them crashing at your house for the next week and since they are new I'm going to assign you as a temp team to show them the ropes I'll make sure this counts toward your remedial lessons." Maka nodded and bowed "Yes lord Death" Andre then said for the sake of being the natural smartass he was "And Death Scythe don't worry about me flirting with your daughter I already have a girlfriend and I'm pretty sure I don't want to compete with soul." This made Soul blush very slightly "Like I'd be into someone with such tiny tits" that comment made Maka irritated she brought out the Al Bhed primer she just got and heard Andre's counter "Oh come on they seem like a decent size for her age and -" he didn't finish cause there were two quick loud thumps knocking out the two white haired boys "Makachop! Sorry Lord Death." Stein added to this saying "He's a lot like his father it's almost scary." Spirit then also added "But from the sound of the questions asked about his father he's never met him in his life poor kid." Maka then looked at Andre's partners, "could you wake him up so it'll be easier to get him home?" Asura walked up to Stein "This'll sound random but do you have a recording of a thunderstorm on you?" Stein reached into his lab coat and pulled out a tape recorder "Here why do you need it?" Asura sighed "He's suffers from a deep rooted fear of thunderstorms because of his childhood if you want more details ask him. Man he's going to hate me for this." he then turned the recording's volume all the way up and put it next to Andre's ear and pressed play the sound of the thunderstorm made him wake up immediately with a look of pure terror on his face he jumped to a corner in a fetal position with his arms over his head as he said in terror "Please, don't hurt me I swear I'm not a demon!" reliving that terrible storm thirteen years ago in his head. Div then went to him to calm him down "Andre its okay no one here is going to hurt you." Asura stopped playing the recording and tossed it to Stein "Sorry I had to do that bro." Stein then put the recorder away as everybody processed that they probably saw Andre at his weakest and Maka then got soul up easily and they all went out of the Deathroom to go to Makka's home. With the three of them alone Stein then made a comment "Interesting and that was when he woke up to the sounds of thunder, from what I saw he'd probably freeze up during a thunder storm. But other than that he'll probably a fine addition to the DWMA. Good night lord Death, Spirit I have a lesson plan to prepare for tomorrow."
At Maka's house
"Before we go in with all of us there two of you are going to have to sleep on the floor but I have plenty of blankets and pillows and we have a strange cat that can turn human so prepare yourselves." Andre, Asura, and Div nodded "I don't know about my partners but I'm fine sleeping on the floor As, Div?" he looked toward his keyblades in human form "I'm fine on the floor also so div can have the couch" Asura said as Maka opened the door to have a very attractive woman with cat ears wear nothing but a bath robe lunging at Soul "Soul~! You're back Blair was so bored without you around" the weapon then shot back with a huge nosebleed and fell on the floor The three newcomers looked down at Soul, Andre then looked at Blair then at Maka "This a usual occurrence?" Blair interjected "oh sorry Maka meow, I didn't know there would be others with you but I have to say the one in the middle is really cute." she said looking directly at Andre "No way cat I already got a girlfriend and I love her too much to cheat on her." Asura then muttered "You nearly killed yourself to save her also." Blair ignoring Asura "Awww. Why are the cute ones are always taken, seriously soul has Maka and you have someone else already oh we'll pum pum pumpkin attire change." Blair then changed into a slutty witch outfit and left. "Well I'm particularly tired and want to sleep Maka when do we need to wake up for what's it called school?" Maka raised an eyebrow at this "Anyway we need to wake up at 5:30 To have plenty of time to eat, change clothes and what ever else we need to do, didn't you have school where you came from?" Andre then yawned and curled up on the floor in front of the couch "Not really since all I really did in Spira was fight fiends, innovate Machina and other things..." his voice trailed off as he fell asleep Maka just twitched an eyebrow "Wouldn't he like a pillow and a blanket?" Asura then did the same as Andre "He'd appreciate it but he's used to sleeping on a floor with nothing." Div then offered "I'll help with bringing in the blankets and pillows." Maka smiled "Thanks are they usually like that?" Div then shook her head "Trust me they're not like this Andre is usually more considerate than you'd think especially when it comes to those close to him he won't stand for the slightest insult toward them and he'd probably go to hell and back for Sarah." Maka getting curious "Who's Sarah?" Div paused to answer as she put down a blanket and pillow on each of their heads "She's his oldest friend and the love of his life." Maka didn't ask any questions after that all she said to her was "Good night Div." And as Div went to sleep on the couch "Good night Maka" she the closed her eyes to have one of her first dreams.