How to Annoy a Rozen Maiden and Live
A new story. Yes. And, because, like everyone, I've got stupid writer's block over one tiny bit, Vertrauen is on an un-noted hiatus. Meaning that it is on hiatus, but it isn't.
Now this, is a multi chapter, parody/humour, list about how to-look, just read the title. First up, Suigintou.
1. The most obvious, call her a piece of junk. How to live: Run or blackmail Shinku to fight her while you make your getaway. Added bonus: If Suigintou makes Shinku turn and attack you too.
2. Make fun of Megu. How to live: Run or hide. Added bonus: If Megu chases you too, although that seems unlikely.
3. Tell her Shinku was calling. How to live: Okay, Running is always going to be an option. Added bonus: Shinku chases you as well.
4. Tell her that Father called and said that she was Alice. How to live: Run, hide, hide behind the other dolls. Added bonus: If the other dolls chase and/or attack you as well.
5. Pluck all her feathers in her sleep, strip her, and dress her like a clown. How to live: Run like hell...or get on a plane and fly to Timbuktu. Added bonus: None really...unless Rozen appears and starts chasing you as well for changing the clothes he gave her. But that's stupid.
Short chapter to start. Hope you enjoyed my (failed) attempt at humour. Until next time! ^_^
Next Time: Kanaria