Cartoon Hotties
by Keri
A parody of "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua.
A/N: Too much sugar. Whoooooooo. Ahem. Anyways, sorry this is so nuts. Ah... You can think of any characters you want, I s'pose, but the shows I was thinking of when I wrote this are Fushigi Yuugi and Escaflowne, and of course all the other sexy anime men. ^-~.
We are what we're supposed to be
Visions of your midnight fantasy
All hearts and souls that cry to you
What we do is what you want us to
We are the cartoon bishies
We do the things you wanna see
Show by show, making you scream
Our friends are more than just that
They want to join us in the sack
All hearts and souls that cry to you
What we do is what you want us to
It's all an unreal thing
A show, not reality
Show by show, making you scream
Side by side, not gonna hide
We are the Cartoon Hotties, Oh oh oh
We are the ones who're gonna love forever
We came out of normality, Oh oh oh
And what a show and a body, baby
Take an angel man, from the Gaia land
We've got lots of eye candy
Take a cross-dresser, a girl that's growing fur
We've got lots of eye candy
Your hearts will beat at speed of light
When we enter your sights
You'll fall in love but just remember that
What we do will not be done with you
I know the way to instant fame
Be a hot dude in an anime
Show by show, making you scream
Side by side, not gonna hide
We are the Cartoon Hotties, Oh oh oh
We are the ones who're gonna love forever
We came out of normality, Oh oh oh
And what a show and a body, baby
Take an angel man, from the Gaia land
We've got lots of eye candy
Take a cross-dresser, a girl that's growing fur
We've got lots of eye candy
You'll think we're all so gorgeous
Don't forget to drool after us
Be original in how you honor us
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
We are the Cartoon Hotties, Oh oh oh
We are the ones who're gonna love forever
We came out of normality, Oh oh oh
And what a show and a body, baby
Keep watching our shows,
And everyone will be
Visited by us
In - in
Their - their
Dreams!
by Keri
A parody of "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua.
A/N: Too much sugar. Whoooooooo. Ahem. Anyways, sorry this is so nuts. Ah... You can think of any characters you want, I s'pose, but the shows I was thinking of when I wrote this are Fushigi Yuugi and Escaflowne, and of course all the other sexy anime men. ^-~.
We are what we're supposed to be
Visions of your midnight fantasy
All hearts and souls that cry to you
What we do is what you want us to
We are the cartoon bishies
We do the things you wanna see
Show by show, making you scream
Our friends are more than just that
They want to join us in the sack
All hearts and souls that cry to you
What we do is what you want us to
It's all an unreal thing
A show, not reality
Show by show, making you scream
Side by side, not gonna hide
We are the Cartoon Hotties, Oh oh oh
We are the ones who're gonna love forever
We came out of normality, Oh oh oh
And what a show and a body, baby
Take an angel man, from the Gaia land
We've got lots of eye candy
Take a cross-dresser, a girl that's growing fur
We've got lots of eye candy
Your hearts will beat at speed of light
When we enter your sights
You'll fall in love but just remember that
What we do will not be done with you
I know the way to instant fame
Be a hot dude in an anime
Show by show, making you scream
Side by side, not gonna hide
We are the Cartoon Hotties, Oh oh oh
We are the ones who're gonna love forever
We came out of normality, Oh oh oh
And what a show and a body, baby
Take an angel man, from the Gaia land
We've got lots of eye candy
Take a cross-dresser, a girl that's growing fur
We've got lots of eye candy
You'll think we're all so gorgeous
Don't forget to drool after us
Be original in how you honor us
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
What we do can never be true
We are the Cartoon Hotties, Oh oh oh
We are the ones who're gonna love forever
We came out of normality, Oh oh oh
And what a show and a body, baby
Keep watching our shows,
And everyone will be
Visited by us
In - in
Their - their
Dreams!