Title: Nutty
Author: Sita Seraph
Genre: Odd. Humor?
Pairing: 1x2
Rated: PG
Warning: Writer's block. Is a scary thing. A writer putting 'The one with deep blue eyes and chocolate brown hair that just begged to have fingers run through it' inspired this fic. This is completely your fault, you know Tanith.
Duo gritted his teeth, sitting on the couch, and dug his hands into the leather cushion. I will not do it…I will not do it…Don't…AHH!!! Suddenly Duo popped out of the couch like a rubber ball, ran over to Heero, and started furiously running his fingers through the deadly pilot's hair. Of course, he didn't get very far before he was in a crushing headlock by the numo pilot.
"Duo!! What the hell do you think you're doing!?" Heero yelled furiously, squeezing the pretty neck under his arm.
Duo coughed pathetically, squirming around weakly in his friend's grasp. "It…*cough* was…ANNoying…ME!"
"Huh?"
"Can't…breathe…Losing…Conscious…Blacking…out…Dying...Head…Swimming…"
Heero, of course, got the point and loosened his hold a bit. Duo just collapsed a little farther on his wobbly legs, making Heero bend over to keep him up.
"Now what were you saying?" he asked.
"Your hair," Duo explained. "It just begs to be combed and I couldn't help it…Hormones…"
"How do you get horny from brushing my hair?" Heero grunted, rolling his eyes.
"I have no idea!" Duo said and waved his arms around to prove his point. "Its crazy!"
"Hnnn…"
"So?"
"So what?"
"What so!"
"What!?"
"So?"
"DUO!"
"Hehehehehe…"
A pause.
"Can I go now, Heero?"
"Not until you comb my hair."
Owari.