A/N: So here's my story. I hope you enjoy. Oh, I almost forgot the dreaded line. I do not own Inuyasha. Anyway, here it is.

Chaos is an Understatement

Chapter 1

"Inuyasha! Why is your house so damn big?" Kagome stood right in front of Inuyasha, screaming in his face.

"Calm down Kagome. Your right here. So why the hell are you yelling at me anyway? I didn't do anything. Your so mad your face is all red. Your mad at Miroku, remember?" Inuyasha glared and yelled right back.

"Kagome, how about a little less screaming at Inuyasha and a little more Miroku hunting. HE NEEDS TO PAY!" Sango was furious. Her face was almost as red as an apple.

"All right. Well go hunt him down. We'll have Kira and Reina help us torture him when they show up."

"Kagome! You are brilliant!" Sango gave a small evil grin.

Kagome and Sango happily went in search for the very unlucky Miroku. Inuyasha looked desperately over at his friend and long term rival, Koga. All Koga could do was give a cheesy grin. He'll never give up an opportunity to see his friends get into trouble.

*scene change*

In a different room then all the screaming kids, their parents talked about a few last minute details.

"InuTaisho, are you sure all these kids are welcome in your home? There are so many of them. I fear they will not all be able to get along. I mean listen to them. They are in the other room and we haven't left yet. They sound like they want to kill each other."

"My dear friend. Rin will be safe an unharmed in my servants care. She will have Shippo, Kohaku, and Souta's company. She will not be overly exposed to the teens wild behaviors. I assure you nothing bad will happen. We do this hunting trip every year. Our wives have already left for their week at the spa. We should be back before then.

"Well, I will not doubt a good friend of mine." With a sigh of relief, Rin's father was happy to get a break from reality.

Eight adults were sitting around chatting and impatiently waiting for the time to leave. Inutaisho was talking to Rin's father and Shippo's father. Sango's father was talking to Kagome's father. Miroku's father was speaking to Koga's father. Kira and Reina's father was trying to take a nap without any luck. By the sounds of it, someone was in trouble.

*scene change*

Jaken, Kaede, and Mioga looked at the room of screaming terrors. They all secretly were unhappy for the Taishos to leave. The servants felt they were leaving all these annoying brats in their care. First, there was the seventeen year olds. Inuyasha has silver hair, golden eyes, and is partially brain dead. Koga has brown hair, blue eyes, and is determined Kagome is his woman. Miroku has black hair, brown eyes, and is a pervert. Reina has blond hair with red highlights, brown eyes, and is known for her intelligence. Kira has long black hair, yellow-green eyes, and is known for her temper. Then, there are the sixteen year olds. Kagome has black hair, mesmerizing light brown eyes and has a bubbly personality. Sango has black hair, brown eyes, and is smart. Then, there are the ten year olds. Souta has black hair and is Kagome's brother. Kohaku has black hair and is Sango's brother. Rin has black hair and loves flowers. Shippo has light brown hair and is kind. Finally, there is Sesshomaru. He is eighteen. He has long silver hair. His eyes are gold. He is cold and unfriendly. He likes to be by himself and can take care of himself. Jaken, Kaede, and Mioga had to remember everyone by face and know a little bit about them. Inutaisho gave them a picture of each, with these descriptions. Except, he did not give the descriptions for his kids. Jaken just happily added them in himself.

"Their parents aren't even gone, and I already have a headache."

"Jaken, everything will be fine. Mioga, don't look so scared. You look like you want to run away." Keade gave the two males a concerning look. "They are just children." These words so easily escaped from her mouth, but she knew this job was going to be difficult.

Just as Kaede thought this, Sango and Kagome emerged with the look of triumph on their giggling faces. Miroku silently followed along, sporting a nice red hand print on his face. Jaken takes the liberty to shake his head at the reckless teens.

"Jaken. Kaede. Mioga. We are leaving now. I'm am intrusting you with our children. If they do not receive the best possible care, you may and more then likely will lose your job. Are we clear?"

"Yes sir!' Jaken, Kaede, and Mioga answered quickly. Mioga continued to nod his head right up to the point of Inutaisho and the others walking out the door.

"Come now dear children. Say good bye to your fathers." Kaede herded everyone outside, except Sesshomaru.

There was a lot of good byes, hugs, and kisses. Then the kids all stood in front of the mansion door. Each and everyone trying their hardest to keep the smirks off their faces.

"Be good and behave. Listen to them." Inutaisho points to Jaken, Kaede, and Mioga. "Do not cause any trouble. And do not destroy my house." He smiles, turns around and steps into the limo. The teens are smiling and waving. The younger kids look like they want to cry.

"All right, now everyone inside."

"Watch it grandma, you are only here to look after the little brats. We don't need your supervision." Inuyasha gives Kaede a devilish grin and walks into his house.

"Hey Inuyasha, do you know what would be fun? Get some fire crackers and blow up Jaken like we did that frog last summer."

"Koga, I'm certain Inuyasha's father would definitely know something was up, when he finds a dead Jaken buried outside."

"Nobody asked your opinion Mi-ro-ku."

Kira walks behind Koga and pulls on his ponytail. Reina walks up behind Koga as well.

"Did that hurt? Cause if not just let me know and I'll pull your hair harder."

"If you were smart Koga, just keep your mouth shut, and your stupid thoughts to yourself. Got it?" Reina looked at her twin sister. They of course had the same thought. Of course that thought was, this should be fun.

"All right now everyone be quite and behave like Inutaisho said." Mioga managed to stumble this out. And with that, the giant, wood door of the mansion was closed.

A/N: First chapter done. I hope you enjoyed this and please review.