Final Fantasy 7: They Finally Snap
We all remember that when Loz, Yazoo, and Kadaj fight Cloud, they come inches from hitting each other with guns, motorbikes, and swords. But this particular day, they have finally snapped at the idea.
"Brother has won the battle. Again!" Kadaj said pulling on his short silver hair. When the remnants said 'Brother' they usually mean Cloud or Sephiroth. But they were meaning Cloud. Loz shook his head and picked up a dart and threw it at a target on the wall. Yazoo was standing very close to the target trying to think of a plan. Kadaj sat down and drank some green tea. Loz closed one eye and aimed at the target. He threw the dart and it came a centimeter from hitting Yazoo. Yazoo glared at him.
"Hey, watch it!" He yelled. He sighed deeply in frustration, and went back to thinking of a plan. The next dart hit Yazoo in the behind. Yazoo rubbed his butt and glared at his older brother.
"Ouch! You did that on purpose, you moron!"
"No, it was an accident!" Loz said waving his hands in front of him. It was an accident. Yazoo growled and tackled Loz and they rolled around punching, slapping, and biting each other. They rolled by Kadaj who lifted his tea cup away from the brothers in a clam way. It was obvious that Kadaj was used to his brothers' behavior. He sighed, put down his tea cup, and jumped into the fight. Before Loz and Yazoo could figure out what happened, Kadaj was standing on top of them. He stuck his tongue out at his brothers and said, "I win!"
Yazoo and Loz glared up at their younger brother.
"You always win!" Yazoo said. Kadaj smiled.
"That's why I'm Mother's favorite! Sephiroth will parish! HAHAHAHA!" He laughed. Yazoo glared at Loz.
"Seriously, Loz. You hit me again, I'm going to kill you!" He said. Loz sighed.
"I think we should worry more about Kadaj. He's the one who won the battle." He said. Kadaj jumped off his brothers.
"As your punishment. You two will clean the floor and wash the motorcycles!" He ordered.
"What!? That's not fair!" Yazoo shouted in protest. Loz smirked.
"Don't cry, Yazoo." He mocked. Yazoo glared at him.
"Oh yeah? Who's the loser who lost to a girl? And didn't find Mother?" He said. Loz began to cry.
"Don't cry, Loz. It's annoying." Kadaj said. Yazoo picked up a broom and Loz started to wash the motorcycles. Kadaj sat in a chair with his legs up over the arm of the chair.
"Soon. Mother will take over the planet! I'll be her new favorite and there will be a holiday in honor of...ME! It will be called Kadaj Day!" He laughed. Loz and Yazoo rolled their eyes.
"What about us?" They asked. Kadaj stopped laughing and stared at his brothers.
"You don't GET a day. Now stop talking and get back to work!" The two brothers sighed and went back to work. Someday, they were going to get back at Kadaj.
End