Imagine

To likes Heavy Metal and Rock and Death Metal and music like that

Edd likes things like David Bowie and Billy Idol

Matt likes Classical

And Tord likes P!nk and Coldplay

So all of a sudden Heavy Metal starts BLASTING OUT OF NOWHERE AT THREE IN THE MORNING

And Tom is found dead three hours later, with a broken computer

Tom could hear the Norwegian asshole blasting his fucking P!nk in the other room, no matter how much he wanted to sleep. It was nearly 3:00am anyways, so it was about time to upset him with his Heavy Metal music.

It took him all of three seconds to pull up some Iron Maiden, and turn it on at full blast. Norse swears were heard from his roommate - and that's exactly what he wanted to hear.

It took less than three minutes for the Norwegian to stop playing his music, and everything was dead silent, aside from Tom's music. Just as he was about to turn it down, his door swung open. He turned, expecting to see an angry Norse. But instead, he was surprised to see his ginger "friend".

Matt.

And boy did he look pissed.

In his hands was an Assault Rifle, the safety off. Tom could feel his stomach drop. He didn't even notice Tord cackling in the background.

Matt's eyes looked tired, but full of anger. He poised the gun to shoot. "Tom. You don't blast music. At three in the morning. When I'm trying to get my BEAUTY SLEEP."

The next thing Matt knew, Tom was on the ground with at least 30 holes in his body. He walked out, and back to bed.

"Oh, and Tord, if you play your music again, I'll drop you too."