Welcome!!!
This is my first storee ever!!
okay just to let you know…
this is a seriously jacked up parody.
No one made one, so I just decided to do it!!!
Enjoy!
Sokka: Katara, Watch closely as I show you how a real man catches fish!
Katara: Sokka, why are we doing this? We have plenty of fish at home!
Sokka: Cause the stupid writer is making us. (looks up at sky) YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU TAYLOR!!! COME ON!!! I'D RATHER FLIRT WITH MY IMAGINARY GRILFRIEND!!!
A giant pencil come out of the sky and erases Sokka's spear, and replaces it with a banana
Sokka: F you.
Katara: Hey this is TV Y7! You can't say that!!!
(grabs banana out of Sokka's hand and eats it)
Sokka: And you call THAT TV Y7???
Katara: You have a sick, sick mind.
Sokka: Yepperz!!! (pssst, that's my own word!!!)
And then all of a sudden, a giant iceberg pops out of the water!
Katara: ZOMG!!!
Sokka: What's that suopposed to mean?
Katara: It's like oh my god, but with a Z in front of it.
Sokka: Why the Z??
Katara: Cause Z is a sexy letter!!!
Sokka: okay…..
Iceberg : HELP ME!!!
Sokka: OH MY GOD!! DID YOU HEAR THAT!
Katara: There's someone trapped in that iceberg!!
Sokka: no! I just heard something, inside my head. Like a headache with pictures!
Katara: an idea…
Sokka: YEAH! We need to open it up, and sell the guy fro ransom money!
Katara: okay, what are we going to open it with? I know! Let's use my waterbending!
Sokka: No, no, no. Let's just chisel away the ice with my club for a few days.
(a few days later)
Katara: Sokka, do you think this is really worth it? We've been at it for days!
Aang: (behind iceberg) hehehe, they are stupid. But wait! gushy love music plays in the background Oh my god!!! I think I'm in love!!! That water tribe civilian, sooo hot, I love the way his ponytail sticks out on his head! But wait! I am in love again!!! That girl, oh my god!!! Oh! I have an idea! I'll burst out of the iceberg and pass out! That will show her how manly I am!!!
(puts plan into action!!)
Katara: Oh look! A passed out kid in the snow!
Sokka: Oh! Children are worth twice as much!!!
Katara: He's knocked out! (Lifts Aang's head up) come on little kid. Don't be afraid, were just a bunch of kidnappers is all!
Aang: peeps open eyes. Come closer. Ohh! Perfect distance for French kissing! Nah, I'll save that for later! Will you go make out with me?
Katara: What is your name???
Aang: Aang, baby!
Katara: Nope, that's the farthest distance from Z that your gonna get! Sorry!
Aang: WHAT??!?!!
Sokka: Shut up Katara, and let's just take this brat to the village!!!
Hmm, Katara and Sokka as Kidnappers…. I kinda like it!