Disclaimer- I do not own The Mortal Instruments that all belongs to Cassandra Clair.

Anyway enjoy and remember, City Of Glass comes out in a few weeks or so, so be happy and make me happy be reviewing.

Ways To Annoy Valentine

Make fun of his name

Ask him if he was born on Valentines day

Make sure he knows that his family well most of them anyways hates him

Tell him that he and Voldemort should get together for world domination

Take his stele and switch it with a wand

Invite him to Magnus next party

Tell him that Luke and him just need to kiss and make up

Recommend that he have a three some with Luke and Jocelyn

Tell him that his kids are in love

Ask him what he would think if his son turned gay

Report him as a child abuser

Make him pay child support

Trick him into giving you all the mortal instruments, then use those to summon all the demons then tell the demons to annoy Valentine

Cover his shadow hunter gear in sparkles

Tell him that Alec loves him

Question why he does everything that he does

Turn him onto a rat

Tell him that he resembles Dumbledore

Ok there you go people well now that you read it REVIEW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!