So, this is my first Captain Canary writing, even if it is a bit minimal. The first Legends of Tomorrow thing I've done period, actually. I'm super excited! (Haha, Super. Jokes.)

So, as you noticed, prompt: "Did you really just divide the room with tape? Is this a 90's sitcom?" Kind of a weird one, isn't it. I pulled this from Pinterest. Took me forever and a half to find one I liked. Please send me some.

This is set fairly soon after the end of Left Behind.

P.S: I think all the legends all have their own rooms, but for the sake of this one-shot, we're saying Sara and Kendra share a room, kay?

Sara grimaced, all her concentration fixated on perfectly tearing the end of her roll of masking tape. Being a trained assassin, it might have been a bit odd how much she cared about the perfection of the edge of her tape. But who could blame her, with the company she was keeping now.

"Did you really just divide the room with tape?" Sara didn't even look up; she recognized the drawl. The aforesaid company took the form of one Leonard Snart, sitting cross-legged on Kendra's bed shuffling a deck of cards. "Is this a 90's sitcom?"

The assassin rolled her eyes, delicately placing the almost-empty roll on her nightstand. The rip hadn't been exact, but she supposed it would do. "Well, excuse me," she said slowly, looking the crook directly in the eye, to which he just smirked, "but now that Kendra and Ray have spent the last two years playing house, I don't want them spilling over to my side too much."

Len raised an eyebrow, his smirk only becoming more pronounced. "If you put it like that."

"Why they can't just spend time in Ray's room, I will never know." Sara went on, flopping on her own bed. "I thought it had been established that I was uncomfortable with them acting like every day was Valentine's Day."

"How do you celebrate Valentine's Day, exactly?"

It was her turn to smirk. "Wouldn't you like to know."

Snart grinned. "Perhaps. But it was more of a general question." He glanced down slightly, blue eyes focusing on his cards. "We...didn't exactly celebrate at home."

Sara was tempted to ask him what he meant, but she'd known him for a while now-two years more on her end than on his, but same thing. Instead, she said, "is this your way of trying to guilt-trip me?"

He seemed to realize she wasn't going to pester him about his cryptic comment. "Is it working?"

Grinning, she answered noncommittally, "maybe."

The door clanged open, and Kendra and Ray burst through. Well, Kendra burst through, being pushed against the inward-swinging door by Ray without ever actually breaking their kiss.

Snart cast a look at them, then stood up from his seat, the deck of cards disappearing into one of the pockets of his parka. "That's my cue to leave."

Sara groaned, glaring at her roommate and her boyfriend. "Wait up, crook." Leonard paused just outside the door, thankfully out of view of Kendra and Ray, who seemed to have barely noticed they had been there at all.

"Don't forget your tape." Sara laughed, grabbing the roll and racing out. Len slammed the door behind her, as if to emphasize that there had, at some point, been someone else present in the room. "Now what do we do?"

"I have an idea."

The passing of half an hour found them on the bridge, with Sara on the holo-table and Leonard perched on Rip's captain's chair. Playing cards. A very annoyed Rip Hunter eyed both of them from his office, but he knew what would happen if he said a word.

"I see you, Rip!" Sara called in a sing-song tone. Leonard looked over his hand, icy blue eyes twinkling with amusement.

"If you know I'm here, would you mind doing your gambling elsewhere? You have rooms of your own."

"Mine's occupied." Sara grimaced.

"And I think I've seen broom closets larger than mine." Snart drawled.

Rip appeared to be slightly frustrated. "Then go somewhere else, where I don't have to see you."

Sara and Len exchanged a glance. Too easy. "We would," Len began. "But that would require us caring about your discomfort, which we don't."

The Time Master looked as though he was about to explode. "You brought the tape, didn't you, assassin?" Leonard asked slowly, slipping out of the chair.

Sara smirked. "Come here, Rip!"

END

Actually, that was really quite fun, even if this wasn't romance so much as friendship and humor, it was still entertaining for me.

Yeah, since this takes place after Episode nine, Ray and Kendra are still together and still sickly sweet. I can't really decide if I like them or can't stand them. Hmm.

So...please send prompts so I can keep writing them? Thanks. Bye!

~Argent