The Yuffie Adventures
Ch.1 - A Weird Day By Neko Valentine
One day in the middle of a forest (imagine it to be Mideel forest of something) a little theif/ninja named Yuffie Kisaragi spotted a strange looking man while she was looking for materia. The guy looked like he had bunny ears coming out of his hair, but then Yuffie realised that it accually WAS his hair. The guys' name was Ashley Riot (Yuffie didn't know this of course!).
'He he!' she thought. 'I'll just steal from this guy! He he!'
She approached the guy from behind, but noticed a long sword hanging at his side so she thought it better if she just followed him. Suddenly, for reasons unknown except to the auther, Vincent Valentine appeared in front of her.
"Agggg!!" Yuffie cried. "Vincent, what the hell are you doing here?!"
Vincent shrugged. "Un-un..."
"Well, you can help me then!"
"Huh....?"
Yuffie grabbed Vincent by the sleeve and dragged him after the guy (Ashley walked away, just to let you know).
~*~*~*~*~*~
After an hour of following the guy, Yuffie and Vincent lost the guy.
"What the f**** is this?!?!" Yuffie cried in a high pitched, squeaky voice. "How could we loose him?!?!?!"
"Dunno...." Vincent said, shrugging.
Yuffie sighed. "Don't you know anything? Or are you just TRYING to act like an airhead vampire?"
".........."
"Huh?!"
"......dunno....."
Yuffie smucked Vincent up the side of his little black haired head and Vince gave her a very hurt look (he looked very weird but cute all the same!). This melted Yuffie's heart so she glomped on to his arm and nuzzled it in a very babyish manner.
"Sorry, Vin-vin!" she said.
Vincent looked very pleased with himself. "I know."
Suddenly, (dun, dun, dun! Ohhhhhh, the suspence!) Rinoa stepped out of a nearby tree. "Hi ya!" she said.
Yuffie let go of Vincent. "Hi, Rinoa!"
"....hi, Rinoa......" Vincent said, looking disapointed.
"Hey, Rinoa?" Yuffie asked. "Have you seen any weird lookin' guys around here?"
Rinoa pointed to Vincent. Yuffie slapped her forehead.
"Nooo! Besides him!"
Vincent looked puzzled. "Huh?"
"Umm..." 'I haven't,' Rinoa thought. 'But Im not gonna tell her that! Then she'll play with me!' Rinoa laughed maniacally.
Yuffie blinked. "So.... have you?"
"Uh... yeah! Just that way!" She pointed to the left.
"Okay, thanks! Say, do ya wanna come with us?"
"Okay!"
Happy music started to play somewhere in the backround as the three started walking. Vincent shuddered. He would have to find whoever was playing it and chop them up into little, tiny pieces.
It got really boring, so Yuffie decided to start a conversation.
"Umm.." she said.
"Uh..." Rinoa said.
"Huh?" Vincent said.
"So, Rinoa," Yuffie said. "Hows life in the FF8 world?"
"Oh, it's pretty good," she said. "Besides the fact that Squall thinks he's Luke Skywalker so I can't take him to a toystaore or he'll try to kill cardboard Darth Vaders, oh and the fact that Zell tried to stuff thirty hotdogs in his mouth at once."
"Did he manage to do it?"
"No. He nearly choked to death. Umm," she began to count on her fingers here. "Irvine's hitting on me, Seifer's trying to kill Squall, Selfie's being perky, Quistis is a asshole teacher, Edea's talking in sentance fragments, Cid's being an old fart-"
Suddenly, the auther (that's me!) appeared and manifested herself as a cat- girl with a blue turtle-tank (like Yuffie's) and tan shorts (which had a tail poking out of 'em). She had short pink hair and light brown fur. "Hi!" she said.
"How cute!!" Rinoa said, looking at the auther with glassy eyes. "A kitty cat!!"
The auther fumed. "A-kitty-cat-??? Me-???"
Rinoa innocently put her index finger to her mouth. "But you are, aren't you?"
"Rinoa!!" Yuffie shrieked. "You can't just go around insulting the auther like that!!! It's suicide!!!!!"
"Huh??"
The auther got an evil smirk. "Let me show you!!" She unseethed her claws and scratched Rinoa kind of like Meowth on Pokemon does to Jesse and James(didn't expect THAT one, now did ya??). Rinoa had numerus scratches all over her face.
"Ouch..." she said before falling over.
Yuffie looked down at her with pity in her eyes. "Told ja.."
"Hah hah!!" the auther laughed. "That's what you get for calling Neko Valentine, scratchy cat-girl extraordinaire, a "kitty-cat"!!"
Suddenly Sephiroth came running in and shmacked into Vincent. He had a extremly hunted look on his face.
"You have to save me from her!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"Who?" Rinoa (who got fully recovered) asked.
"Aeris!! She's a little POed at me for running her through and making her Centra on a really, really long sword. Now she's trying to kill me!!"
"Don't worry Seph," Neko said. "I won't let her hurt ya!"
Sephiroth wiped his forehead. "Phew!"
All of a sudden, Aeris popped up and hit Sephiroth into the stratusphere with her ultamite weapon.
"I thought you said you wouldn't let her hurt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth screamed, still flying throught the stratusphere.
"I said I wouldn't let her hurt you!!!!! Hurt and kill are two totaly different things!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey," Rinoa said. "Where'd Aeris go?"
That wind blowing sound could be heard as everyone looked around and notices Aeris' took off. She took something of great value too.
".?!" Vincent said.
"Whassa matter, Vince?" Yuffie asked. "You look paler than usual!!" She laughed at her joke.
"..she.took my socks.! My vampire bat socks!! Aeris took my vampire bat socks!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Yuff, she took my socks!! She took my socks!! Wahhh!!!!"
Vincent dropped to the ground on his butt and flailed his arms and legs wildly.
"WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuffie blinked. "O...kaaaaay! This has been the weirdest day ever!
~Fin of Ch.1~
A/N: Well, what did you think?? Good, bad, you've seen dog-food write better? I wanna know! So, tell me!!!! OK, so stay toned for Ch.2 - Search For The Vampire Bat Socks! Well.. If you wanna review.. There's a little button at the bottom of the screen. I'd be very grateful!!!! Bye, ja!! Oh yeah, I'd like five reveiws, please!!
Ch.1 - A Weird Day By Neko Valentine
One day in the middle of a forest (imagine it to be Mideel forest of something) a little theif/ninja named Yuffie Kisaragi spotted a strange looking man while she was looking for materia. The guy looked like he had bunny ears coming out of his hair, but then Yuffie realised that it accually WAS his hair. The guys' name was Ashley Riot (Yuffie didn't know this of course!).
'He he!' she thought. 'I'll just steal from this guy! He he!'
She approached the guy from behind, but noticed a long sword hanging at his side so she thought it better if she just followed him. Suddenly, for reasons unknown except to the auther, Vincent Valentine appeared in front of her.
"Agggg!!" Yuffie cried. "Vincent, what the hell are you doing here?!"
Vincent shrugged. "Un-un..."
"Well, you can help me then!"
"Huh....?"
Yuffie grabbed Vincent by the sleeve and dragged him after the guy (Ashley walked away, just to let you know).
~*~*~*~*~*~
After an hour of following the guy, Yuffie and Vincent lost the guy.
"What the f**** is this?!?!" Yuffie cried in a high pitched, squeaky voice. "How could we loose him?!?!?!"
"Dunno...." Vincent said, shrugging.
Yuffie sighed. "Don't you know anything? Or are you just TRYING to act like an airhead vampire?"
".........."
"Huh?!"
"......dunno....."
Yuffie smucked Vincent up the side of his little black haired head and Vince gave her a very hurt look (he looked very weird but cute all the same!). This melted Yuffie's heart so she glomped on to his arm and nuzzled it in a very babyish manner.
"Sorry, Vin-vin!" she said.
Vincent looked very pleased with himself. "I know."
Suddenly, (dun, dun, dun! Ohhhhhh, the suspence!) Rinoa stepped out of a nearby tree. "Hi ya!" she said.
Yuffie let go of Vincent. "Hi, Rinoa!"
"....hi, Rinoa......" Vincent said, looking disapointed.
"Hey, Rinoa?" Yuffie asked. "Have you seen any weird lookin' guys around here?"
Rinoa pointed to Vincent. Yuffie slapped her forehead.
"Nooo! Besides him!"
Vincent looked puzzled. "Huh?"
"Umm..." 'I haven't,' Rinoa thought. 'But Im not gonna tell her that! Then she'll play with me!' Rinoa laughed maniacally.
Yuffie blinked. "So.... have you?"
"Uh... yeah! Just that way!" She pointed to the left.
"Okay, thanks! Say, do ya wanna come with us?"
"Okay!"
Happy music started to play somewhere in the backround as the three started walking. Vincent shuddered. He would have to find whoever was playing it and chop them up into little, tiny pieces.
It got really boring, so Yuffie decided to start a conversation.
"Umm.." she said.
"Uh..." Rinoa said.
"Huh?" Vincent said.
"So, Rinoa," Yuffie said. "Hows life in the FF8 world?"
"Oh, it's pretty good," she said. "Besides the fact that Squall thinks he's Luke Skywalker so I can't take him to a toystaore or he'll try to kill cardboard Darth Vaders, oh and the fact that Zell tried to stuff thirty hotdogs in his mouth at once."
"Did he manage to do it?"
"No. He nearly choked to death. Umm," she began to count on her fingers here. "Irvine's hitting on me, Seifer's trying to kill Squall, Selfie's being perky, Quistis is a asshole teacher, Edea's talking in sentance fragments, Cid's being an old fart-"
Suddenly, the auther (that's me!) appeared and manifested herself as a cat- girl with a blue turtle-tank (like Yuffie's) and tan shorts (which had a tail poking out of 'em). She had short pink hair and light brown fur. "Hi!" she said.
"How cute!!" Rinoa said, looking at the auther with glassy eyes. "A kitty cat!!"
The auther fumed. "A-kitty-cat-??? Me-???"
Rinoa innocently put her index finger to her mouth. "But you are, aren't you?"
"Rinoa!!" Yuffie shrieked. "You can't just go around insulting the auther like that!!! It's suicide!!!!!"
"Huh??"
The auther got an evil smirk. "Let me show you!!" She unseethed her claws and scratched Rinoa kind of like Meowth on Pokemon does to Jesse and James(didn't expect THAT one, now did ya??). Rinoa had numerus scratches all over her face.
"Ouch..." she said before falling over.
Yuffie looked down at her with pity in her eyes. "Told ja.."
"Hah hah!!" the auther laughed. "That's what you get for calling Neko Valentine, scratchy cat-girl extraordinaire, a "kitty-cat"!!"
Suddenly Sephiroth came running in and shmacked into Vincent. He had a extremly hunted look on his face.
"You have to save me from her!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"Who?" Rinoa (who got fully recovered) asked.
"Aeris!! She's a little POed at me for running her through and making her Centra on a really, really long sword. Now she's trying to kill me!!"
"Don't worry Seph," Neko said. "I won't let her hurt ya!"
Sephiroth wiped his forehead. "Phew!"
All of a sudden, Aeris popped up and hit Sephiroth into the stratusphere with her ultamite weapon.
"I thought you said you wouldn't let her hurt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sephiroth screamed, still flying throught the stratusphere.
"I said I wouldn't let her hurt you!!!!! Hurt and kill are two totaly different things!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey," Rinoa said. "Where'd Aeris go?"
That wind blowing sound could be heard as everyone looked around and notices Aeris' took off. She took something of great value too.
".?!" Vincent said.
"Whassa matter, Vince?" Yuffie asked. "You look paler than usual!!" She laughed at her joke.
"..she.took my socks.! My vampire bat socks!! Aeris took my vampire bat socks!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Yuff, she took my socks!! She took my socks!! Wahhh!!!!"
Vincent dropped to the ground on his butt and flailed his arms and legs wildly.
"WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuffie blinked. "O...kaaaaay! This has been the weirdest day ever!
~Fin of Ch.1~
A/N: Well, what did you think?? Good, bad, you've seen dog-food write better? I wanna know! So, tell me!!!! OK, so stay toned for Ch.2 - Search For The Vampire Bat Socks! Well.. If you wanna review.. There's a little button at the bottom of the screen. I'd be very grateful!!!! Bye, ja!! Oh yeah, I'd like five reveiws, please!!